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what are some of your favorite jokes - 9/24/2008 2:26:18 PM
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Tiger198619
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Hey guys ive got a class assignment to tell a short, tasteful joke i was wondering if yall would help me out, what are some of your Favorite jokes that i could use to tell my speech class ill start with one
Heres a really silly one....
-Want to hear a dirty joke?.... A white horse fell into a big puddle of mud. (sorry..I know its silly.)
Thanks for your help and who know i may just use your joke in class
Thanks and God Bless
Tiger
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RE: what are some of your favorite jokes - 9/24/2008 2:31:44 PM
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Two boys are sitting at the dinner table talking. The younger asks the older, "why did God give us two nostrals?" The older replies, "that is so that we can still breath while we pick our nose".
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RE: what are some of your favorite jokes - 9/26/2008 12:30:01 PM
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mvic
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Why is your nose swollen?
I bent down to smell a brose in my garden.
You mean rose, not brose. There’s no “B” in rose.
There was in this one!
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RE: what are some of your favorite jokes - 9/26/2008 12:39:05 PM
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MeganRenee
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I like silly pirate jokes...
What is a pirate movie rated? Aaarrrrrr (You have to say it like a pirate)
How did the pirate quit smoking? He used the patch!
What's the pirate's favorite restaurant? Trick question because it's either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's.
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RE: what are some of your favorite jokes - 10/6/2008 9:00:07 AM
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GVfan
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It's a little long.....but I like it!! 
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their Lives.When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every Day.
One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all Our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one Favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there.'
Rose looked up at Barb from her death bed and said, 'Barb, you've been My best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this Favor for you.'
Shortly after that, Rose passed on. At midnight the following Friday, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep
By a blinding flash of20white light and a voice calling out to her, 'Barb, Barb.'
'Who is it?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?'
'Barb -- it's me, Rose.'
'You're not Rose. Rose just died.'
'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,' insisted the voice.
'Rose! Where are you?'
'In Heaven,' replied Rose. 'I have some really good news and a little Bad news.'
'Tell me the good news first,' said Barb.
The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's softball in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get Tired.'
'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news'
'You're pitching Tuesday.'
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