RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians
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RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians - 12/8/2005 8:58:37 PM
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floydette
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ORIGINAL: Eutychus
I'm reasonably certain that he didn't have heart problems and wasn't pregnant. But I think the main reason he didn't get to ride anything was that he didn't go.
surprising about the not being pregnant thing.....
and, not going certainly puts a damper on the ability to get on rides....
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RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians - 12/8/2005 9:13:04 PM
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floydette
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The other day, after one of my casual comments, someone made a completely unrelated observation that a village in Lithuania was sorely deprived of its idiot and was advertising for a replacement.
I guess I have a lot of trouble following some conversations. It must be the time difference between my reality and earth.
I think that you can get a translator for that time difference. On the other hand, I may have missed something in the previous posts, spoke out of turn.
Perhaps Lithuania would be a good place to move to. I will have to think about that....
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RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians - 12/8/2005 9:19:49 PM
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floydette
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Wasn't Lawrence Welk from Lithuania? Or was it Estonia? Whichever, they sure talk with a most unusual accent.
Good point. I think you may be correct....
Anda one, anda two....
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RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians - 12/9/2005 12:11:15 PM
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barbi
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i came in the middle of this what are we all talking about? barbara
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RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians - 12/11/2005 1:44:23 PM
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Am I an old foggie or does that seem just a tad inappropriate?
YEEE........EP!! Tee hee; both. 
Only teasing.
Actually totally inappropriate, in my way of thinking; but than I KNOW I've gotten to be an old foggie.
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RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians - 12/19/2005 7:12:41 PM
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Hattie4Him
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(Guess that went over like a lead-filled balloon) sorry; try this:
I know these have been around before but are
always worth an extra chuckle, especially at
this time of the year.
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
have a little beverage, good food and
companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long
time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and
electric bread maker. She said "There are too many
gadgets and no place to sit down!"
... So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was; she told me "In the
lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I
too late for the garbage?" .... The driver
said "No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of
divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
I said "Dust!"
Can't you just hear him say all of these?
I love it.........this is the good old days
when humor didn't have to start with a four letter
word ........ just clean and simple fun.
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RE: Where are all the 40+ church workers and theologians - 12/20/2005 9:13:03 PM
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Jemila1
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ORIGINAL: Eutychus
I saw an amusing message on a T-shurt today:
CRYSTAL RIVER - A quaint little drinking village with a manatee problem.
Where did I see this profound statement; the mall, a convenience store, at the gym?
Nope, on the back of a 20-something in church service...
Am I an old foggie or does that seem just a tad inappropriate?
Definitely an old foggie. This is the age of anything goes. We had a lady show up who was wearing a thong. Know how I know? Her pants were white and her thong wasn't. Hey! at least she was there!
This is definitely inappropriate! Why? Because it could cause offense, and the Bible tells us to not offend. Why? Because it is a bad witness.
Maybe the person wearing it isn't saved. In that case, yes, atleast they were there. Otherwise, well, they should know better.
In a Christian's life, it should not be "anything goes". It was never that way with Jesus.
Is this the age where everyone does what is right in their own eyes???
Evil is good, and good is evil...   
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Jemila
The Heavens declare the Glory of God. Psalms 19:1
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What is a "peeve", and why would anyone want one as a pet???
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