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The Whiners Thread


Everything is hunky dory
  14% (62)
The preacher didn't shake my hand
  3% (17)
I almost drowned during my baptism
  1% (8)
They will let anyone sing specials...
  10% (47)
The preacher is preaching to me
  6% (27)
Music is always rock-n-roll and loud
  3% (17)
No one ever calls me when I'm out
  10% (44)
It's too cold in there
  8% (37)
All the mixed perfume smells drive me crazy
  7% (32)
Don't click here
  33% (145)


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/8/2008 9:44:31 PM   
ladyichigo


Posts: 569
Joined: 10/23/2007
From: Honolulu
Status: offline 		I FINALLY have something to whine about!!


I have a huge, painful pimple that decided to appear right under my nose on one side of the vertical groove thingy (or infranasal depression) so my upper lip looks swollen.

It hurts to smile.....and it's just HUGE...and RED.

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I'm not cool enough to come up with a witty quote, but God is still good.
Post #: 1976
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/8/2008 9:56:19 PM   
PopsiLufsJesus


Posts: 5074
Joined: 5/6/2008
Status: offline 		ewwwwww

I would whine about my physical problem, but I was told in the "I feel" thread that I wasn't allowed...

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Post #: 1977
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 12:57:09 AM   
Focusing


Posts: 6021
Status: offline 		LOL Popsi ... this is another area of the forums altogether. In fact, you can go into the Women's Only forum and probably discuss it all you want.
(I saw what your condition was earlier, and hope you are doing better!!)

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Post #: 1978
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 1:06:43 AM   
PopsiLufsJesus


Posts: 5074
Joined: 5/6/2008
Status: offline 		LOL thanks!

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Then He said to His disciples, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few. Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.” ~Matthew 9:37-38
Post #: 1979
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 1:08:44 AM   
Focusing


Posts: 6021
Status: offline 		You are up LATE!! It's late for me too, but we got home from church late. Catching up with people is time-consuming!! (that was a mini-whine ... just to keep things on topic)

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Post #: 1980
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 12:54:01 PM   
PopsiLufsJesus


Posts: 5074
Joined: 5/6/2008
Status: offline 		WHINE:

up late cuz baby doesn't like to sleep at night...

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Then He said to His disciples, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few. Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.” ~Matthew 9:37-38
Post #: 1981
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 3:43:12 PM   
pstrdebi


Posts: 739
Joined: 4/28/2008
From: So. Oregon, by way of So. Cal.
Status: offline 		I whine for gabby, gossipy women in the office who work for 2 1/2 hours out of an 8 hour day!

The rest of the time they are smoking, taking breaks, talking, etc. And the main one is a supervisor!

(I literally charted her actions the other day... that's how I got the time figure! )

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Post #: 1982
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 3:47:52 PM   
JimboFletch


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quote:

ORIGINAL: pstrdebi

I whine for gabby, gossipy women in the office who work for 2 1/2 hours out of an 8 hour day!

The rest of the time they are smoking, taking breaks, talking, etc. And the main one is a supervisor!

(I literally charted her actions the other day... that's how I got the time figure! )

I have worked places in the past where smokers got smoke breaks while non-smokers had to continue working. That really torqued my jaws!
Post #: 1983
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 4:12:15 PM   
Focusing


Posts: 6021
Status: offline 		Agreed!

Also, the ones who mess around all day, then have to work overtime (and get paid for it!!) just so they can actually do the work that they were supposed to be doing while they were messing around.

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Post #: 1984
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/9/2008 4:19:39 PM   
ladyichigo


Posts: 569
Joined: 10/23/2007
From: Honolulu
Status: offline 		****sneaks out before she gets caught messing around and goes back to working****


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Post #: 1985
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/10/2008 7:16:30 AM   
Annie64


Posts: 929
Joined: 6/4/2007
From: Indianapolis, IN
Status: offline 		Just came back after a few days away from the forums and read what happened to you, Abiyah. So sorry! I'd whine, too.

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Post #: 1986
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/10/2008 4:09:24 PM   
pstrdebi


Posts: 739
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From: So. Oregon, by way of So. Cal.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ladyichigo

****sneaks out before she gets caught messing around and goes back to working****



Yeah... and when the boss returns, they act like they've been there and doing their job all along... Aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!

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Post #: 1987
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/10/2008 9:46:44 PM   
Walker311


Posts: 1405
Joined: 4/11/2005
Status: offline
quote:

I FINALLY have something to whine about!!


I have a huge, painful pimple that decided to appear right under my nose on one side of the vertical groove thingy (or infranasal depression) so my upper lip looks swollen.

It hurts to smile.....and it's just HUGE...and RED.


Wow! I heard that once you get these under your nose, they start breaking out on your bottom so you may need to back up to a mirror or find a bottom inspector somewhere. hehe! Don't let em squeeze them though...
Post #: 1988
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/10/2008 10:09:02 PM   
KuKu


Posts: 924
Joined: 5/20/2005
From: Somewhere out there
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Walker311

quote:

I FINALLY have something to whine about!!


I have a huge, painful pimple that decided to appear right under my nose on one side of the vertical groove thingy (or infranasal depression) so my upper lip looks swollen.

It hurts to smile.....and it's just HUGE...and RED.


Wow! I heard that once you get these under your nose, they start breaking out on your bottom so you may need to back up to a mirror or find a bottom inspector somewhere. hehe! Don't let em squeeze them though...


This has to be the single oddest post that I have ever read on CW, or in reality anywhere in my life... thanks for that . (kuku leaves, hunting for an ice pick to poke out her mind's eye...)

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Post #: 1989
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/10/2008 10:20:26 PM   
ladyichigo


Posts: 569
Joined: 10/23/2007
From: Honolulu
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Walker311

quote:

I FINALLY have something to whine about!!


I have a huge, painful pimple that decided to appear right under my nose on one side of the vertical groove thingy (or infranasal depression) so my upper lip looks swollen.

It hurts to smile.....and it's just HUGE...and RED.


Wow! I heard that once you get these under your nose, they start breaking out on your bottom so you may need to back up to a mirror or find a bottom inspector somewhere. hehe! Don't let em squeeze them though...


Walker....I think the whole point of your response was to make me laugh....and you know it hurts to make me smile cuz of that pimple.....

WHINE!! Walker made me smile and it hurts my pimple!!!

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Mari

I'm not cool enough to come up with a witty quote, but God is still good.
Post #: 1990
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/11/2008 12:08:11 PM   
Walker311


Posts: 1405
Joined: 4/11/2005
Status: offline 		HA!

It sometimes worries me when I have time to post such outrageous responses that someone actually takes it seriously and they are flipping thru the yellow pages looking for a qualified Bottom Inspector or backing up to a mirror.

Besides, I would have to go ahead and mash that thang and put some neosporin on it.
Post #: 1991
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/11/2008 12:15:05 PM   
LivingParadox


Posts: 819
Joined: 2/28/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Walker311

HA!

It sometimes worries me when I have time to post such outrageous responses that someone actually takes it seriously and they are flipping thru the yellow pages looking for a qualified Bottom Inspector or backing up to a mirror.

Besides, I would have to go ahead and mash that thang and put some neosporin on it.




So you are a dermatologist aren't you...well, at least a medical degree from a creditable institution right....well, at least a medical certificate from a mail order company? Right?
Post #: 1992
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/11/2008 1:30:48 PM   
Walker311


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Joined: 4/11/2005
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quote:

So you are a dermatologist aren't you...well, at least a medical degree from a creditable institution right....well, at least a medical certificate from a mail order company? Right?


For a CPR class, I blew air in a dummy plus did compressions on it so figure it should count for something.

That seems harder than mashing a pimple don't it? You can't just let it stay there... staring at you every time you look in the mirror. It screams "SQUEEZE ME, SQUEEZE ME"!

Great stuff for a Christian website... huh?
Post #: 1993
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/11/2008 1:49:51 PM   
LivingParadox


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Joined: 2/28/2007
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Walker311

quote:

So you are a dermatologist aren't you...well, at least a medical degree from a creditable institution right....well, at least a medical certificate from a mail order company? Right?


For a CPR class, I blew air in a dummy plus did compressions on it so figure it should count for something.

That seems harder than mashing a pimple don't it? You can't just let it stay there... staring at you every time you look in the mirror. It screams "SQUEEZE ME, SQUEEZE ME"!

Great stuff for a Christian website... huh?



Christian's know how to laugh.... LAUGHS (chokes self on laughter cancelling the point that Christians know how to laugh)

Hey, I thought you knew CPR?
Post #: 1994
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/11/2008 3:21:40 PM   
ezri


Posts: 2907
Joined: 3/31/2005
From: Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Point B, NC
Status: offline 		Ahhh insanity- that's what I come in here for. Thanks I needed the giggle.

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Post #: 1995
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/13/2008 4:15:09 PM   
ladyichigo


Posts: 569
Joined: 10/23/2007
From: Honolulu
Status: offline
quote:

You can't just let it stay there... staring at you every time you look in the mirror. It screams "SQUEEZE ME, SQUEEZE ME"!


Alas...I could not let it just stay there because the thang just kept getting bigger and more painful. So I put some salicylic acid on it and in a matter of 8 hours, it transformed from red, swollen painful looking boil to a juicy lookin' whitehead. WHIIIIIINE!!!!!

Well instead of SQUEEEEEEEEEEZING like Walker said to do , I decided to apply a very warm-wet towel on that nasty thing and guess what? It started draining on its own.

It's better now thank you. It's no longer painful, or huge. It's healin' up nicely.

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Mari

I'm not cool enough to come up with a witty quote, but God is still good.
Post #: 1996
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/13/2008 5:23:45 PM   
Walker311


Posts: 1405
Joined: 4/11/2005
Status: offline 		Yeah! Butt... have you checked your other end lately?



You know, they start out small... you may need help or a special butt mirror from Wally World. I think they are $19.95.
Post #: 1997
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/14/2008 3:54:20 PM   
ladyichigo


Posts: 569
Joined: 10/23/2007
From: Honolulu
Status: offline
quote:

special butt mirror



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I'm not cool enough to come up with a witty quote, but God is still good.
Post #: 1998
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/14/2008 3:57:32 PM   
KuKu


Posts: 924
Joined: 5/20/2005
From: Somewhere out there
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: ladyichigo

quote:

special butt mirror




They have been around forever... I can guarantee you've seen them before... a 'rear view' mirror???

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Post #: 1999
RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/14/2008 4:03:31 PM   
pstrdebi


Posts: 739
Joined: 4/28/2008
From: So. Oregon, by way of So. Cal.
Status: offline 		Ohhhh.... Kayyyyyy.
That was entertaining.

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