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ORIGINAL: ChiefWannahakaloogie

heres a story i wrote. uh..just now.


once upon a time there was a big fat ugly man with a huge mustache. he had black hair and his mustache was red. it was red because it wasnt a real mustache, he drew it on his face with a marker. he was big and fat and when people walked by him on the street, they'd think to themselves "what an ugly man". his name was bart.

one day, bart ventured out of his house to walk down his street. he hadn't stood up from his easy chair for about 5 weeks, because he was playing metal mario on the super nintendo. so he stood up and when he walked outside, he had lots of cramps in his legs, so he jogged down the street and sang the rocky balboa theme to himself as he ran. eventually he got dehydrated and his body went into shock and he collapsed and fainted.

some kid took him to the hospital and he eventually got better. then he went home and played metal mario again.

the end.

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ORIGINAL: ChiefWannahakaloogie

im working on the sequal: bart goes fishing and drinks a beer and learns to juggle.