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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:08:49 PM   
BelovedHandMaiden


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Kerr -- I love the pumpkin avatar!! Did you carve it??

I am tired... worked 12 hrs today instead of 8. Going to sleep awhile now. Take care and be blessed!!!


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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:11:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: monamie

Will any of you be wearing costumes on Halloween? If so, what will they be? We have a big kids event on that day and I think I'm supposed to dress up. I have no idea what to wear. Something clever and creative. Any ideas????

Maybe I'll find a skeleton costume, since I work for a chiropractor.


On the rare occasions that I require a Halloween costume, I go as Rooster Cogburn.

I have the shirt, pants, boots, bandana, cowboy hat, eye patch, and even the gun and holster.

For you Mona, I suggest Annie Oakley.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:19:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I have a new business idea. Regularly in the news there are reports of criminals who didn’t think things through. So I got to thinking that I could have a 1-800 number for criminals—they could call me and run their plans by me and I would give them good advice.

1-800-HFSC (Help For Stupid Criminals)

Example of the kinds of answers a stupid criminal might receive:

“Why, Mr. Jones, your plan has some possibility of success, but your chances of a successful bank robbery will greatly improve if you write your note on a BLANK piece of paper instead of on your deposit slip.”

Some other clever and not so clever names for the 1-800 #:

ROBR Rejecting Obtuse and Bungling Rascals
STAB Sad Thieves Ask the Babe
STUC Stopping Those Unintelligent Crimes
CRIM Criminals Rejecting Inferior Methods

Hubby wants to call it CRiminal Assistance Program (observe the TOS acronym).

So, do you want to invest in this venture?



Considering that I lost my shirt in your last venture (Rent-a-Coot), I believe that I'll let this one pass.

But if I did, I would go with Mr. crankys' idea.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:23:32 PM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: BelovedHandMaiden

Kerr -- I love the pumpkin avatar!! Did you carve it??

I am tired... worked 12 hrs today instead of 8. Going to sleep awhile now. Take care and be blessed!!!



If cropping and resizing in Microsoft Digital Image Editor counts as carving, then yes.

The death star avatar is my favorite. You should keep it up until after Halloween.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:23:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: danielmount

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ORIGINAL: ezri





Question:

I have heard Southern Gospel... What's Northern Gospel sound like?



* The Cathedrals (Ohio)
* Gaither Vocal Band (Indiana)
* Signature Sound (Ohio)
* Collingsworth Family (Ohio) (well, sorta--Cincinnati area's as much South as anything)
* Joseph Habedank and Matthew Holt of the Perrys
* Jacob Kitson of Greater Vision (Indiana)


Good job Daniel!!! There's lots of good Northern Gospel Music!!!!!!

The Pfeiffers are also from Ohio.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:53:56 PM   
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Hey Kerrlaw and Friends!

LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, BABY!!!

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:55:07 PM   
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Considering that I lost my shirt in your last venture (Rent-a-Coot), I believe that I'll let this one pass.


Whoa, Mr. Kerrlaw, there was nothing in the Rent-A-Coot business that called for the removal of clothing. You should have read the contract.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 12:24:49 AM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: crankius

Hey Kerrlaw and Friends!

LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, BABY!!!


I still have my copy of What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 8:12:39 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

quote:

ORIGINAL: monamie

Will any of you be wearing costumes on Halloween? If so, what will they be? We have a big kids event on that day and I think I'm supposed to dress up. I have no idea what to wear. Something clever and creative. Any ideas????

Maybe I'll find a skeleton costume, since I work for a chiropractor.


On the rare occasions that I require a Halloween costume, I go as Rooster Cogburn.

I have the shirt, pants, boots, bandana, cowboy hat, eye patch, and even the gun and holster.

For you Mona, I suggest Annie Oakley.


But being from OK, that's how we all dress every day. How will they know it's my costume????

Cranky, when I was in high school our show choir did that song--choreography too!! At the time it seemed cool.......now not so much. But I still love the song. Just should be sung by the Doobie Brothers and not a bunch of teens in disco satin jumpsuits.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 8:14:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw
Considering that I lost my shirt in your last venture (Rent-a-Coot), I believe that I'll let this one pass.


Whoa, Mr. Kerrlaw, there was nothing in the Rent-A-Coot business that called for the removal of clothing. You should have read the contract.



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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 8:19:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw
Considering that I lost my shirt in your last venture (Rent-a-Coot), I believe that I'll let this one pass.


Whoa, Mr. Kerrlaw, there was nothing in the Rent-A-Coot business that called for the removal of clothing. You should have read the contract.


Maybe that's why the venture wasn't quite as successful as planned.

Rent-a-Fireman, maybe....but Rent-a-Coot...black dress socks and sandals look better WITH shirts.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 8:25:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon



I'm one of the sweets, aren't I?


Of course you are.

And you may have all the chocolate you want.

Thanks!

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 9:02:53 AM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw
Considering that I lost my shirt in your last venture (Rent-a-Coot), I believe that I'll let this one pass.


Whoa, Mr. Kerrlaw, there was nothing in the Rent-A-Coot business that called for the removal of clothing. You should have read the contract.


I was trying to increase my tips.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 9:04:41 AM   
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If the tips included "what not to do".... I think you did.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 9:04:58 AM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: monamie

But being from OK, that's how we all dress every day. How will they know it's my costume????

Cranky, when I was in high school our show choir did that song--choreography too!! At the time it seemed cool.......now not so much. But I still love the song. Just should be sung by the Doobie Brothers and not a bunch of teens in disco satin jumpsuits.


Theres the solution to your costume quandry.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 9:15:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Worthalotbuckeye

quote:

ORIGINAL: danielmount

quote:

ORIGINAL: ezri





Question:

I have heard Southern Gospel... What's Northern Gospel sound like?



* The Cathedrals (Ohio)
* Gaither Vocal Band (Indiana)
* Signature Sound (Ohio)
* Collingsworth Family (Ohio) (well, sorta--Cincinnati area's as much South as anything)
* Joseph Habedank and Matthew Holt of the Perrys
* Jacob Kitson of Greater Vision (Indiana)


Good job Daniel!!! There's lots of good Northern Gospel Music!!!!!!

The Pfeiffers are also from Ohio.


Yes, I know.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 10:24:28 AM   
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Now I will tell my story of the Wauhobs.

First, this is appropriate because of the Southern Gospel tie-in. So many years ago when I worked at a Southern Gospel station I held in my hands a Wauhob album, loaned to us by a friend, more on that in a moment.

This dreadful production featured a son who apparently may have never played drums before but he got the job on this record. His bursts of talent, a sudden attack on the trap set at moments of arbitrary decision "grace" the tracks.

The fellow I worked with, who later became a successful musician and songwriter, saw the phone number on the back of the album cover and called these poor folks, just funnin' with them. He told them how everyone in our area was enjoying their music and wondered when they would have a new album out. He was told, "Oh, I don't know. We still have plenty of the old ones left right now."

So how did the word get out about this fabulous group? They put their self-sponsored recordings up for sale in a local store. The way I heard it, a Nashville record executive happened to be driving through Iowa, stopped at the store and discovered the Wauhobs. He bought the entire lot at the store and brought them back to Nashville to give as gifts to those who visited his office.

Now the friend who loaned the copy to the station was an aspiring songwriter who visited the producer's office and got a complimentary copy.

I just googled the Wauhobs and found that website.

And CoeurdeLeon, you're right...it's really not music at all. I guess people just love them for their sincerity.

Ah yes...their version of "He looked beyond my fault" is playing on my speakers now. Great stuff.

May all aspiring gospel singers take note...the music industry is not for the thin-skinned and bad recordings are likely to be laughed at.
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 11:42:29 AM   
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Is this the group you're talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Sh22nN5aQ

and

http://www.myspace.com/wauhobs




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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 11:50:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Dinana

Is this the group you're talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Sh22nN5aQ

and

http://www.myspace.com/wauhobs





Oh yes...their fame has spread beyond their (and everyone else's!) wildest dreams!
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 11:52:58 AM   
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So their fame comes from them being bad?

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 11:54:01 AM   
wintery


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So their fame comes from them being bad?


Bad? They're saints! Oh musically bad...YES!
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 11:55:16 AM   
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I hope I never become famous for being a bad musician.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 12:05:25 PM   
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I have always assumed that my "15 minutes of fame" will be the result of something I've done that was unforgettably idiotic. Something so extremely embarrassing that it will be the hottest e-mail forward and youtube clip.










That's just how it goes for me.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 12:21:10 PM   
ezri


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I have always assumed that my "15 minutes of fame" will be the result of something I've done that was unforgettably idiotic. Something so extremely embarrassing that it will be the hottest e-mail forward and youtube clip.


Mona Bit Me!

hehehehe-

If you don't get it you should search YouTube for "Charlie Bit Me... again".<--- or you can click there and see that the vid has been viewed 53,375,385 times.


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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/2/2008 1:01:10 PM   
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Too funny!

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