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beachcooky -> The lamest pick up lines (7/6/2008 9:26:46 AM)

Do you know any lame pick-up lines?
They always make me laugh!



FROGkissin -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (7/11/2008 3:33:11 AM)

Sorry, I can't think of any. Guess I've been married too long lo remember![sm=angelic.gif]



CaptainKarrot -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/2/2008 11:49:19 PM)

My friend Miles demonstrates with friend Carly:

Miles: *creeper-like* What's your name?
Carly: Ummm, Carly...?
Miles: Well, Carly is my new favorite flavor.

Kids, don't try this at home!!



DreadPirateRandy -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/3/2008 2:14:33 AM)

For all the pirates ::
"Ye certainly put the shiver in me timber!"

"My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits."
"Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you."
"I didn't believe in predestination until tonight."



mvic -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/4/2008 1:46:01 PM)

I never forget a name or a face. But in your case I'll make an exception.

Groucho Marx



sisrev -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/4/2008 4:43:25 PM)

Here's an oldie but a (not)goody:

"What's your sign?"



Kerrlaw -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/6/2008 10:46:45 PM)

For a big girl, you don't sweat much.



Karaboo2 -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/6/2008 10:48:22 PM)

"I've lost my phone number ... can I have yours?" [8|]



Kerrlaw -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/6/2008 10:51:47 PM)

If I said that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



sisrev -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/6/2008 11:06:23 PM)

Weren't we in the same cell-block?



smilingcutie -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/6/2008 11:44:10 PM)

Did it hurt?
When?
When you fell from heaven!



musicboss11 -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/7/2008 12:12:01 AM)

Baby, you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day



smilingcutie -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/7/2008 12:57:01 AM)

Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?



Kerrlaw -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/7/2008 8:55:59 PM)

The voices in my head all agreed that I should talk to you.



zmanfan38 -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/7/2008 10:45:13 PM)

Are you married?



No.



Do you wanna be?



crazedmom -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/8/2008 3:47:12 PM)

Haven't we met before?



Cloak -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/8/2008 7:44:18 PM)

What time is it?



mvic -> RE: The lamest pick up lines (8/13/2008 6:24:48 PM)

Do you want to marry me?

Are you rich?

Answer the second question first.



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