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ladioffaith -> I must, I must ... (7/5/2008 10:16:05 PM)

Ok, am I the only one laughing at those commercials for the thing that is supposed to help you do exercises for your chest region??

Apparently the snake oil salespeople are alive and well.

Can you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust???"



Mrs.Wifey -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/5/2008 10:19:10 PM)

Hehe. I just wish they would invent something to suck the fat from my thighs and deposit it in my breasts.



PrincessButtercup -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/5/2008 10:51:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mrs.Wifey

Hehe. I just wish they would invent something to suck the fat from my thighs and deposit it in my breasts.

Now THAT is genius!!! [:D]



Ps103 -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/5/2008 11:12:16 PM)

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Can you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust???"


Hah! I knew that was going to be in this thread when I read the title[:D]



ladioffaith -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/6/2008 2:21:41 AM)

Of course, I must, I must, I MUST decrease my bust!

I just think it's hillarious ... you see the woman pulling on that pink tube ... and you realize she might as well just put it down, put her hands into fists and pull an imaginary bungee cord ...



saraimay75 -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/6/2008 3:54:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mandicoot

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mrs.Wifey

Hehe. I just wish they would invent something to suck the fat from my thighs and deposit it in my breasts.

Now THAT is genius!!! [:D]



Not to mention painful...I guess it is true no pain no gain.



agapetos -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/6/2008 6:57:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ps103

quote:

Can you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust???"


Hah! I knew that was going to be in this thread when I read the title[:D]

Yeppers, me too!

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Of course, I must, I must, I MUST decrease my bust!
Yeppers, me too!

Am I repeating myself[&:][;)]

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put her hands into fists and pull an imaginary bungee cord ...
Which is pretty much what many girls did at my school!



Roberta_ -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/6/2008 11:54:18 PM)

This reminds me of Judy Blume and Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. I loved that book!!



Kath -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 12:44:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ps103

quote:

Can you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust???"


Hah! I knew that was going to be in this thread when I read the title[:D]



Me too! I remember the PE teacher chanting that with us back in 9th grade. It made us all laugh.



firefightermama -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 7:44:28 AM)

I have no clue what anybody is talking about... [sm=sadquestion.gif]



Ps103 -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 1:53:16 PM)

Yolanda--

Old-time PE teachers used to have us line up and put our palms together and press while chanting "We must, we must, we must increase the bust..." ANd there were other excercise that got the chant, too, but I have forgotten them.

We had stupid gym uniforms too--it was funny to see.

Of course, it did nothing to increase the bust, it just made bigger muscles on our upper back, but since that affected the band-size of our brassieres (and we all wore them back then), it gave at least the illusion of effectiveness.

For me, I do not want to increase it, but I would like something that would keep them from looking like a couple of old socks with wet sand in the toes[;)]

Gravity is not our friend[:@]



Roberta_ -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 1:55:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ps103

Yolanda--

Old-time PE teachers used to have us line up And put our palms together And press while chanting "We must, we must, we must increase the bust..." And there were other exercise that got the chant, too, but I have forgotten them.

We had stupid gym uniforms too--it was funny to see.

Of course, it did nothing to increase the bust, it just made bigger muscles on our upper back, but since that affected the band-size of our brassieres (And we all wore them back then), it gave at least the illusion of effectiveness.

For me, I do not want to increase it, but I would like something that would keep them from looking like a couple of old socks with wet sand in the toes[;)]

Gravity is not our friend[:@]


I got lucky in that area...... I didn't do the exercises either. When you're only an A/B cup, there isn't anything for gravity to attack. [:D]



Miss Giggles -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 1:57:50 PM)

I didn't know they really did that. i saw it in a movie and think it was in the judy blume book.



Kath -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 2:08:45 PM)

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Old-time PE teachers used to have us line up and put our palms together and press while chanting "We must, we must, we must increase the bust..." ANd there were other excercise that got the chant, too, but I have forgotten them.


We would do one where we'd have our hands in a fist, arms one over the other, tighten our arm muscles and pull back slightly, then release the tension in the arms and pull back till our arms were aligned with our side.



Ps103 -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 2:16:28 PM)

Oh, yeah! It looked like we were penguins or something trying to get our useless wings to make us fly![:D]

And yes, Jill, we *really* did that. In ugly short blue dresses that snapped up the front and had matching bloomers[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]



pumpkin -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/7/2008 3:43:06 PM)

David and I saw that just a couple days ago.

I have never had a need or desire to *increase* that particular area, and so have no personal experience with it... but, really... it would only work the muscles, not the other tissues in there.

He has said that one of his female coworkers has said that she has tried everything, and it's a joke that they still try to market such things to women. (he did not bring it up, she did)

I had to laugh at the commercial... as it was quite comical to watch how things supposedly moved left and right and such. =)



csl7037 -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/8/2008 10:24:09 AM)

Actually incline bench press will "lift" the area if anyone's interested. But the gimmicky things are just silly. And just working the chest area (ie regular bench press, push ups, or the funny pressing the hands together kind of stuff), will just build muscle and too much of that will minimize the appearance of the breasts, not increase it.



hotsaucygma -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/8/2008 4:41:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ps103
... but I would like something that would keep them from looking like a couple of old socks with wet sand in the toes[;)]

Gravity is not our friend[:@]
LOL, yep, I have to agree. Gravity is not our friend, neither is age [&:]. Not many body parts seem to be in the same place they used to be anymore! [:D]



BrowneyedAL -> RE: I must, I must ... (7/9/2008 4:52:47 PM)

I haven't seen the commercial but I can get a mental image...lol. I'm with ladioffaith...I'd rather DECREASE my bust rather than increase...but the little 'chant' did give me a good flashback laugh to Judy Blume and 5th grade.



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