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ChoirDJ -> Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 4:58:42 PM)

Okay we all have heard them so lets share them...and we couldn't even imagine using one of them in our wildest dreams!


1. When God made you, he was showing off.

2. Did it hurt? When you fell out of Heaven?

3. Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

(sorry, HAD to fix the grammar)



John_O -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 5:33:17 PM)

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?



shemaromans -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 5:49:24 PM)

Do fries go with that shake?



Tinkerbell_ -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 5:53:30 PM)

I lost my phone number....can I have yours?



shemaromans -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 5:59:18 PM)

Are your eyes diamonds 'cause they sure do sparkle.



DreadPirateRandy -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 6:05:20 PM)

"You must be from Al-Qaeda, cuz you are the bomb."



cammo2006 -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 9:00:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GrapeApe

"You must be from Al-Qaeda, cuz you are the bomb."


That is so horrendously BAD it isn't funny.

Seriously.

[8D]



David_D -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 9:57:53 PM)

Hand her a bottle of Gatorade and when she asks why, say "Because you must be tired! You've been running through my mind all day!"

Never fails! Honest!

*coughs*



PrincessButtercup -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/1/2008 10:01:43 PM)

Hand her a restaurant sugar and say, "you lost your nametag."

Are you a ticket? Because you are fine.

Are you an artist? Because you draw my attention.



DreadPirateRandy -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/2/2008 12:25:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cammo2006

That is so horrendously BAD it isn't funny.

Seriously.

[8D]


I know you laughed.



broyce1981 -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/2/2008 11:04:31 AM)

If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put U an I next to each other.



Psalms274 -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/2/2008 7:31:11 PM)

I am pretty sure I have already shared this one ... I got it from some missionary kids! [sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif]

First you ask, "Do you like water?'

Most likely answer, "Yes."

Your response (said with hand on hip and a coy smile), "Well, then you will love my body. It's made of 70 % water!" [sm=shakinghead.gif]



Psalms274 -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/2/2008 7:34:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: broyce1981

If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put U an I next to each other.


I got that one once!! [sm=smile-l.gif] It made me laugh.



ju-ju -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/3/2008 1:07:56 PM)

Honest to goodness, I had one guy just belt right out with "Can I sleep on your couch?"

I was like, "Um, excuse me?"[sm=eek.gif]

That one caught me WAY offguard. Oh, and BTW, he so didn't get to sleep on my couch or any other piece of furniture I own....including my front porch chairs.



JustJeannie -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/3/2008 2:04:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ju-ju

Honest to goodness, I had one guy just belt right out with "Can I sleep on your couch?"

I was like, "Um, excuse me?"[sm=eek.gif]

That one caught me WAY offguard. Oh, and BTW, he so didn't get to sleep on my couch or any other piece of furniture I own....including my front porch chairs.



Okay, ju-ju, I literally laughed so much I snorted at that one...



ju-ju -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/3/2008 2:10:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JustJeannie

quote:

ORIGINAL: ju-ju

Honest to goodness, I had one guy just belt right out with "Can I sleep on your couch?"

I was like, "Um, excuse me?"[sm=eek.gif]

That one caught me WAY offguard. Oh, and BTW, he so didn't get to sleep on my couch or any other piece of furniture I own....including my front porch chairs.



Okay, ju-ju, I literally laughed so much I snorted at that one...


[:)] glad to amuse ya ((( snickle, snickle )))



ChoirDJ -> RE: Most Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/3/2008 2:11:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GrapeApe

"You must be from Al-Qaeda, cuz you are the bomb."


GrapeApe...Sorry bud but I'd have to agree with the other poster who felt this one was a bit out in left field especially due to the current situation in that part of the world.

Ju-Ju...now that's just too funny (LOL). I think you took the cake with that one.



BJinWA -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/3/2008 8:40:31 PM)

years ago, when i was young in hot i got this one---baby, it's you, it's me, it's here, it's now, it's love, wow

frat boy, did get a giggle from me though



Godhead -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/3/2008 10:05:22 PM)

Do you need a man in your life other then Jesus [:D]



J3jamie -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/4/2008 12:15:01 AM)

"Can I borrow your phone number?" I replied "Only if you give it back" LOL

The all time worse one was a guy trying to kiss me who said:

"Come on, your sister did"

(That never, never works gentlemen!)



Grace-N-Mercy -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/4/2008 10:01:02 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: J3jamie

"Can I borrow your phone number?" I replied "Only if you give it back" LOL

The all time worse one was a guy trying to kiss me who said:

"Come on, your sister did"

(That never, never works gentlemen!)


[sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif]

He actually thought that would work??? [:D]



JustJeannie -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/4/2008 10:35:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: J3jamie

"Can I borrow your phone number?" I replied "Only if you give it back" LOL

The all time worse one was a guy trying to kiss me who said:

"Come on, your sister did"

(That never, never works gentlemen!)



OMGOSH, ROTFLMHO!!!!!!!!



makarizo -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/7/2008 6:07:34 PM)

you woulda had to've been there, and seen the context, but the corniest pick up line I personally have ever used is:
"sweetheart you are aces in my deck"

she cracked up and followed me out.



onthewayray -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/23/2008 8:15:06 AM)

One I have hearded and have tryed one time and got a smile was...

You have something that belongs to me..
And she asked me what?
I told her it was one of my ribs.
She then thought about it and then got it and just smiled and walked away



Grace-N-Mercy -> RE: Corniest Pickup Lines... (7/23/2008 9:34:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: onthewayray

One I have hearded and have tryed one time and got a smile was...

You have something that belongs to me..
And she asked me what?
I told her it was one of my ribs.
She then thought about it and then got it and just smiled and walked away


Sounds like the line worked, but the timing was off. [:)]



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