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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:18:48 PM
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crankius
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Hi Kerrlaw!
Just dropping by to say hello.
You know this is my favorite thread!
BTW, did I already tell you about my guitar? I tried to buy the black one, but the company isn't taking new orders until January because they are so much in demand. So, I wait.
Here is a court blooper for you to laugh at:
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What's his first name?
A. I can't remember.
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember
his first name?
A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair
and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for [] sake, tell them
your first name!
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Do not be overly righteous, Nor be overly wise: Why should you destroy yourself?
Ecclesiastes 7:16
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:24:03 PM
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crankius
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HA HA These are fun.
Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?
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Do not be overly righteous, Nor be overly wise: Why should you destroy yourself?
Ecclesiastes 7:16
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:25:05 PM
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crankius
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Ok, ok, one more, and then I'll stop hogging your thread.
Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can
identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.
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Do not be overly righteous, Nor be overly wise: Why should you destroy yourself?
Ecclesiastes 7:16
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:33:49 PM
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crankius
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quote:
Attorney: "Was Mr. smith shot in the fracas?"
Witness: "Just above it."
That's funny.
This one is similar:
Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
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Do not be overly righteous, Nor be overly wise: Why should you destroy yourself?
Ecclesiastes 7:16
SYSTEMATIC THEOLOGY
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 8:05:07 PM
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GVfan
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Sure wish I could help. But I know nothing about that stuff! Sorry!
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 9:21:36 PM
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Kath
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Sharon-Marie, I'm afraid I don't know anything about either question.
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 10:22:38 PM
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Kerrlaw
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta
One of Kerr's favorite restaurants in Knoxville got a low score in the health report this week. Not sure if they have more than one location and missed the address of this one. Maybe it is not the one Kerr goes to.
I thought I heard that Texas Roadhouse got a low score.
That doesn't bother me. Like my Mamaw said, we all have to eat a peck of dirt in our lifetime.
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That which does not kill us makes us fatter. ~ crankius
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