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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 8:03:33 PM

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Is that any way to speak to your elders?

Well, it was as close to closed captioning as I could get.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 8:05:41 PM

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 8:10:01 PM

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 8:16:41 PM

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 8:18:59 PM

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Are we making faces at each other??? I wanna play!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 8:23:16 PM

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 10:17:24 PM

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I knew I shouldn't have said anything about jury duty. I have to show up tomorrow morning for the first time. I just hope I can be on time.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 10:18:00 PM

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Grandpa said: "Well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now."

KERRLAW!!!!

That's disgusting.

And an old joke.

Love it.

Well, Grandpa was an old man.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 10:19:52 PM

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One year I got my gallbladder out, tonsils out, and had sinus surgery; Mr. Cranky teased that he was overhauling his wife.

It's when he wants you to add things that you might want to worry.

There is no need to add things. My things are perfectly fine.

Glad to hear it.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:03:39 PM

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Jury Duty. What fun!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:06:57 PM

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:09:54 PM

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Jury Duty. What fun!

Do what my mama did to get out of it. With just a few minutes before court was called to order she went up and started talking to all the lawyers(she knew almost all of them) calling them by name loud enough for the clerks to hear.

She was one of the first ones dimissed when the judge came in.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:14:42 PM

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I liked the thermometer and grandpa jokes.

Here's some advice for those of you who use hair curlers: Remember that they're for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, as indicated on the warning label.

I don't want to picture what could have possibly prompted this warning to be issued.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:20:53 PM

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I liked the thermometer and grandpa jokes.

Here's some advice for those of you who use hair curlers: Remember that they're for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, as indicated on the warning label.

I don't want to picture what could have possibly prompted this warning to be issued.

Some things are just better left un-asked...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:43:54 PM

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OK, speaking of absurd warning labels, I found this awesome list of actual labels that I just had to share:

Funny warning labels

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:50:55 PM

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OK, speaking of absurd warning labels, I found this awesome list of actual labels that I just had to share:

Funny warning labels

That is funny

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:10:42 AM

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Melissa, the hair rollers is sadly hilarious.

We just purchased a Belgian waffle maker, and it tell us that we are not to put the entire unit in our oven or use on top of our gas burners.

Just last week, we got a Papa Murphy's pizza, and the warning told us to remove the plastic wrap before baking.

Our favorite warning I know I've already told many--our decaf button on our coffee maker doesn't actually decaffeinate the coffee.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:13:00 AM

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Our favorite warning I know I've already told many--our decaf button on our coffee maker doesn't actually decaffeinate the coffee.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:13:19 AM

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Those are so funny!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:15:30 AM

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IF life is still going 1000's of years from now, and if any of our current warning labels are still readable, historians will conclude that we were an entirely ignorant society.

I suppose they would be right.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:23:19 AM

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Can you say, "excessively litigious"?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:39:01 AM

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Yup--that's a good way to sum it up.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:48:57 AM

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:12:46 PM

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Why, oh why, was this thread on the second page??? HMMM?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/24/2008 12:44:45 PM

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Grandpa said: "Well, at least I know where my hearing aid is now."

KERRLAW!!!!

That's disgusting.

And an old joke.

Love it.

"Old" can be good....or bad.....or both

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