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deedeeking98 -> KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (6/12/2008 9:52:57 PM)

anyone interested in sharing darling anecdotes from the minds and mouths of your little angels?

When my daughter was 3 yrs old, we were taking a walk around the front lawn of a friends home we were visiting. She saw the pine cones on the ground and asked, "Momma, where do pine cones come from?" "From pine tree's." (I answered) "Momma, how do plants grow?" "People plant seeds in the ground and the plants grow out of the seeds." "Do we plant seeds to get a garden?" "yea, baby, we do. The seeds will grow different things. Corn comes from corn seeds, green beans come from green bean seeds...." "Momma, how do we grow rocks?"
"Sweety, rocks don't grow. They don't come from seeds. God made rocks, they're just rocks."
Her chubby little hands came to her hips and confusion furrowed her brow and pursed her lips...
"But auntie Angie says she has a rock garden!"

[:D]



MissInnocent -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (6/13/2008 12:51:07 AM)

I'm not a parent but a couple of cute things kids have said to me popped into my head when I read the title of this thread.

1) I don't wear make up all the time so the first time my little cousins saw me with it they were curious. Well later after we ate I was playing with the 5-yr-old and she told me, "Your lips are off." [&:] I was like What? She said "Your lips are off." Then I realized she meant my lipstick. lol

2) A little fella, was 2 at the time named John. I told him "You know what? I like Johns, two of my favorite celebrities are named John" and he said "We're good." with a big grin. I was like "Um yeah Johns are good." lol



locomom -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (6/13/2008 2:51:18 AM)

My daughter was about 3 years old, and we had been teaching her how to introduce herself to cats and dogs by holding out her hand so the animals could sniff her hand.

We lived in an apartment on the edge of an area that was all housing developments with sidewalks. We were taking a walk and heard a lot of banging. My husband and I knew that a house nearby was getting a new roof, so we walked toward it to show my daughter. Like small children in general, my daughter wanted to get up close to see what was happening. I said that we couldn't because it wasn't safe and that we didn't know the family to go into their yard. So my dd suggest we let the family members sniff us.[sm=Llol.gif]



locomom -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (6/13/2008 2:53:21 AM)

Can you figure out these words or phrases?

peppermint teeth
paradits
the moon, the stars, and the peanuts
Sarabian



zoebob -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (6/13/2008 5:44:17 PM)

moon stars and planets?



LovingtheSavior -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (6/13/2008 6:31:45 PM)

A few months ago our dog was diagnosed with Cushings Disease and my husband and I discussed it quite often for about a week. Well, fast forward a few months... my eight year old knew I wasn't feeling well one day and she told me she would pray for my Cushy disease. I had no idea what she was talking about! She informed me it sound just like Abbey's doggy disease and she would be praying for me.[:D]



reach -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (6/13/2008 6:42:36 PM)

I was teaching the 4-5 year olds. One boy was visiting, and we were talking about obeying God. I asked the kids how they could obey God? So this boys proceeds to tell me about Adam and Eve and the apple and because they ate the apple, they died. The he continued on, saying that his Grandma has an apple tree, and when the snake comes, he was going to tell the snake NO!

I explained to him that the garden was God's special garden, and that God had this tree in his special Garden. So he could eat the apples in his Grandma tree.

Later we were praying for the offering, and a student said "God please protect us from the snake and let us eat good apples".

I was almost crying by them time they were done praying trying not to laugh.



deedeeking98 -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/7/2008 3:29:05 PM)

OMGoodness, there are DARLING!

When my son was 4 (he is now 17) he was busily playing in our bathroom. He was supposed to be washing his face and brushing his teeth. After several minutes I finally went in to check on him and hurry him along. When I walked in, I saw he had stopped up the bathroom sink and filled it to brimming with BLUE, sparkly water. I asked him what he had done and how did he get the water blue and sparkly. He stood back proudly, a big grin on his face, and pointed to the brand new but now empty tube of crest blue, sparkle toothpaste I had recently purchased for him. Then he announced to me.."Mama, I just made the sea of Galilee."
[:D]



justjennhere -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/7/2008 10:15:34 PM)

I was praising my daughter for how well she had obeyed one afternoon, and she began naming other members of the family to see if they had obeyed as well. We went through "Yes, they obeyed well, too!" regarding her sister and her father both, and then I asked, "Who does Papa obey?," thinking that she would say God since we had discussed who Mama and Papa obey earlier, but instead, she shouted, "MAMA!"

This is not the case in our home, but still... hee, hee! (For the record, my DH claims that he never heard her say this, even though he was sitting right there in the room with us. [;)])



3cappuccinosmom -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/8/2008 8:25:52 AM)

Well, my all-time-favorite is my middle son who heard the phrase "you're a genius" and began repeating it. Nothing quite like hearing a little voice sayin "Mama, you're a genius!!" [8D]

Yesterday as my husband was getting ready to leave for work, I was nursing Biruk and couldn't get up, but I heard Asrat (age 5) thundering down the stairs saying "Wait! Wait! Baba! I think I need to pray for you before you leave!" and he did. "Dear God, please help my Baba have fun working at the house and don't let him crash into any cars!". [:D]

Other things:
When Gebre sweats he says "I'm raining!"
Gebre calls the trampoline a "jumpoline"



OneOfHisJewels -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/10/2008 2:04:46 AM)

When I worked at in home preschool, I had different duties to do in the morning (marking roll, other things). One morning I completely lost track and forgot to do everything. I said out loud, "Where is my brain?," and a little girl named Ralane said "under your hair."



OneOfHisJewels -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/10/2008 2:11:37 AM)

quote:

paradits


parents? parasites?



OneOfHisJewels -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/10/2008 2:13:57 AM)

quote:

Sarabian


Carribean?

Cheribum?

Sarah Lynn?



OneOfHisJewels -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/10/2008 2:15:12 AM)

quote:

peppermint teeth



peppermint tea?

permanently?



OneOfHisJewels -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/10/2008 2:21:33 AM)

quote:

Gebre calls the trampoline a "jumpoline"


I think that makes more sense, actually. We don't tramp on it, we jump on it, lol.



WesP -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/10/2008 2:50:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OneOfHisJewels

quote:

paradits


parents? parasites?


paradise?



3cappuccinosmom -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/10/2008 3:23:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OneOfHisJewels

quote:

Gebre calls the trampoline a "jumpoline"


I think that makes more sense, actually. We don't tramp on it, we jump on it, lol.


Yes. Clearly, I have brilliant kids. [8D]
Gebre is the same one who watched me head out the door in serious labor and said "Uh-oh, baby fall out!". He was two at the time. [:D]



PatricksPeaches -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/11/2008 5:40:31 AM)

My dd is 2 and talks up a storm. One thing she does that I think is so cute is she refers to everyone as hers. For example, our neighbor girls name is Savana and when she comes over my dd says "My Savana is here." Like everyone belongs to her!! lol



Jenny-Fair -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/11/2008 10:37:37 AM)

Nate has always had a soft heart for animals, and would be a vegetarian if not for his overwhelming protein need.

So one day when he was about four we were walking through the meat aisle at the store. He would point at a package and aske me what it was and I would tell him, and he'd ask me what it came from and I would tell him. So along we went. What's that? Roast. What's it come from? Cow. Poor Cow! What's that? Pork chops. What's it come from? Pig. Poor pig! What's that? Ham. *silence* and then, Poor Hamster!



zoebob -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/11/2008 10:38:19 AM)

ROFLOL Hamster....that's an aweful big hamster



Jenny-Fair -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/11/2008 10:39:56 AM)

No kidding!



zmanfan38 -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/11/2008 11:21:27 PM)

My 3 year old gets out her "rainbrella" in wet weather.[:D]



I loooooooved the "what's it come from?" story!



MamaMilty -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/12/2008 10:46:27 AM)

My 5 y/o asked my if he had to love *everybody* and I told him that yes, we did because that is what Jesus wants us to do. ...

"But what if that person isn't your friend?"
"You love them anyway and treat them kindly even if that person isn't friendly."
"But what if I don't want to?"
"Ask Jesus to help you and He will. We can do anything with Him. That is showing fruit of the spirit and others will be able to see Jesus, too.

"Hey, my underwear are fruit of the loom!"



Annie64 -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/13/2008 7:14:31 AM)

Before I had kids of my own, I taught nursery school in a Christian school which had as it's name the name of the town and Christian Academy. The 3 1/2-4-year-olds in my class loved the song Jingle Bells and wanted to sing it during our song time long after Christmas was over. In my youth an inexperience I thought that a Christmas song was inappropriate after Christmas, so whenever any of them requested it, I would say, "It's not Christmas anymore; we can't sing that song." One little girl, Michelle, begged to differ with me. "I go to Christmas Academy," she said.



OneOfHisJewels -> RE: KIDS SAY THE CUTEST THINGS! (7/14/2008 2:23:04 AM)

I have worked at an in home preschool and an institutional preschool. At each of the places, I had a day where the EXACT same scenario took place, only with different kids.

In each case, a boy came up to me and told on another boy, and the scenario went like this.

Boy:Teacher, that boy said a really bad word.

Me:He did, what did he say?

Boy: I just can't say it teacher, he said a really bad word.

Me: Well, you can whisper it in my ear.

Boy:(whispering in my ear)Teacher, he said the "F" word

Me:Are you sure he said that? Tell me exactly what he said in my ear.

Boy: Teacher, he said Stupid.



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