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Kerrlaw -> Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:09:46 PM)

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Crosswalk Court is now in session, the Honorable Kerrlaw presiding. All persons having business before this Court are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the Court is now sitting. God save the United States and this Honorable Court!"

The Court shall be just, magnanimous, merciful (and just a tad informal).

The Court has been granted jurisdiction to all matters related to sports, entertainment, history, philosophy, theology, medicine, current events, popular culture, or any other subject of interest to the current or future Southern Gospel fan.

If you have questions to ask or testimony to give, come forth with wit and wisdom and you shall be heard.



MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:11:08 PM)

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Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:14:29 PM)

Making faces at the court can subject you to contempt actions.

You stand warned.



utilityfielder -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:14:57 PM)

Your Honor. It is an honor to appear in your court.



Smokymtnsanta -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:16:40 PM)

I was going to ask the inevitable question but I thought I would let Daniel have that pleasure.
Good luck on the new thread, Kerr.



phosadaud -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:20:27 PM)

Well, I guess I can't beat up the judge now...[&o]

Thanks for the invite! [:D][:D][:D]



txhoneydarlin -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:21:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

The Court has been granted jurisdiction to all matters related to sports, entertainment, history, philosophy, theology, medicine, current events, popular culture, or any other subject of interest to the current or future Southern Gospel fan.



Does this mean you're gonna let *those* people talk about baseball? [8|]













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MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:26:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

Making faces at the court can subject you to contempt actions.

You stand warned.


Beleive me there have been times that is what I really wanted to do. I am glad the judge could not read my mind



utilityfielder -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:27:33 PM)

quote:

Does this mean you're gonna let *those* people talk about baseball?


Baseball has a legal exemption created by Congress. [:D]



Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:32:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: utilityfielder

Your Honor. It is an honor to appear in your court.


The Court loves a good sucker upper.

But not enough to allow excessive baseball testimony.[sm=cooltilt.gif]



MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/24/2008 11:40:44 PM)

I did want to ask how things are with your Father & Mother, Kerr. I still am praying for comfort & peace for all of you.



txhoneydarlin -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 12:02:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: utilityfielder

Your Honor. It is an honor to appear in your court.


The Court loves a good sucker upper.

But not enough to allow excessive baseball testimony.[sm=cooltilt.gif]


You're a good man, Kerr. Have I ever told you that? [:D]

And just so I know what's safe and what's not, is football talk allowed? [8D]



zmanfan38 -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 12:45:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: txhoneydarlin

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

The Court has been granted jurisdiction to all matters related to sports, entertainment, history, philosophy, theology, medicine, current events, popular culture, or any other subject of interest to the current or future Southern Gospel fan.



Does this mean you're gonna let *those* people talk about baseball? [8|]













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I heard that.[sm=growlwarning.gif]




Oh, the Cubs lost today and I object![:D]



txhoneydarlin -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 1:48:30 AM)

{{Christi}} - You and my friend Sharon would have a ball talking about the "Cubbies". [;)] She's an imported "Yankee Texan" who loves to watch the games on TV now - and she yacks about them to me as well. I pick on her just as much as I pick on y'all, if not a bit worse. [8D] I am sorry that the Cubbies lost though.



CoeurdeLeon -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 6:51:29 AM)

Honorable Master Kerrlaw, I wish to subscribe to this illustrious thread.


It's probably none of the court's business but, you ARE wearing a full set of clothes under that robe, aren't you?[8D]



GVfan -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 7:35:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

Making faces at the court can subject you to contempt actions.

You stand warned.


Beleive me there have been times that is what I really wanted to do. I am glad the judge could not read my mind


Better be careful, Ruth. This judge can probably read yours!!!!



BBfan -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:06:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: utilityfielder

Your Honor. It is an honor to appear in your court.


The Court loves a good sucker upper.

But not enough to allow excessive baseball testimony.[sm=cooltilt.gif]
I object!!!!!![sm=nosestuckup.gif]



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:10:38 AM)

Overruled.


I say that on behalf of His Judgeness because I know he would want me to.
[sm=cooltilt.gif]



BBfan -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:14:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

Overruled.


I say that on behalf of His Judgeness because I know he would want me to.
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Good morning SM!



robertyork -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:17:21 AM)

Good Morning your honor...Are you gonna release Sam from jury duty? He's complaining about only getting $10.00 a day. Thats 5 double cheese burgers and 5 chicken sandwichs at Mickey D's.



Qtman -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:27:37 AM)

Good Morning Your Honor.

Bobby the only thing I buy at McDonalds is an occasional cup of coffee.

I hope that does not get me held in contempt.

Ruth, One of my employees was sitting in divorce court and only rolled her eyes at something the judge said and was found in contempt and put in jail.



CoeurdeLeon -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:29:28 AM)

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....



robertyork -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:31:03 AM)

Wendy's & Burger King also have a dollar menu. You're nearly at the age that you can get a senior drink for half price, some even give seniors the drink. You have to take advantage of everything.



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:31:42 AM)

Hey Lynn!



quote:

ORIGINAL: Qtman

Good Morning Your Honor.

Bobby the only thing I buy at McDonalds is an occasional cup of coffee.

I hope that does not get me held in contempt.
Contempt?! I'd say it earns you a robe, yourself! [sm=sparklecrown.gif]



Hey there, Mr. York!



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (4/25/2008 8:32:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

So if I do this [sm=rolleyes.gif].....
30 days in a oubliette, Little Lady. [8D]



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