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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/9/2008 10:04:37 AM
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crankius
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In real life, there are so few opportunities to be silly and not look like a lunatic.
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IS CHURCH YOUR IDOL?
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/9/2008 10:19:02 AM
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phosadaud
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**phosy passes out donuts, lattes and feeds the poor jailbirds**
Just trying to do my part before the other bailiff gets back since I'm sure I'll be in there with you for contempt before long...
Shar-Mar - I LOVE your idea about posting in Women Only. When I first started posting here, people thought I was a guy all the time and I guess I gave a few heart attacks to some of the ladies in the women's folder (especially since I don't post much in there...).. We could cause some real trouble have some real fun with this...
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/9/2008 11:32:19 AM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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heehee
How about this:
Girls, can we be real here for a moment? Let's just have a group hug before anything else. I don't know what's wrong with me but I feel SO emotional right now. It's like one minute I want to cry and the next minute I want to scream. And don't any of you ladies jump on me and tell me its PMS; you know how much that will hurt my feelings. And I just know that this skirt I'm wearing today makes my rear end look HUGE; people are probably laughing at me behind my back. I just want to be held right now. Maybe I should just go to the ladies room and have a good cry. I hope I don't smudge my eye makeup, though.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/9/2008 12:38:39 PM
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Kerrlaw1
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ORIGINAL: crankius
This cell is gonna be quite crowded, I think.
Kerrlaw, you better serve us some good coffee in the morning.
P-A-R-T-Y!!! 
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And I'd also like some oatmeal, Mr. Kerrlaw. With raisins and walnuts, and real cream, and a little brown sugar.
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Oh, while we're placing our orders, I'd like a toasted bagel with cream cheese. I take only a teaspoon of sugar in my coffee, thanks!
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This being in jail thing could be pretty good. No rent, free food, and Kerrlaw serving us.
  
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Oh, and I'd like a fruit smoothie, please . . . banana, apple, cranberry juice concentrate, black strap molasses, raw oats, raw coconut flakes, a dash of coconut milk
Oh, and I'd like my smoothie poured into a bowl, please, and topped with dried strawberrys and raw unsalted cashews.
Oh, and I'd like a big soup spoon to eat it with, please; not a tiny teaspoon that one uses to stir sugar in their coffee.
Although I don't put sugar in my coffee
But if I did, I'd use raw sugar
But I don't, so I don't.
But I do enjoy a bit of half-n-half.
Not the fake stuff, though.
Oh, and I prefer a napkin, please; not a paper towel.
Oh, and a nice chilled glass of water for after the smoothie is always nice as well, please.
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I'd also like my copies of Singing News, VineLine, and Parenting with my breakfast also, please.
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And I forgot to mention, please, I don't do caffeinated products, so please make sure my coffee is decaf.
My preference is Jack's Swiss Water Decaf.
But His Sumatra Decaff is also Devine.
But, please, it's got to be from Jack's; nowhere else.
Oh, and while you're there, would you please pick up one of Wild flour banana nut muffins for me and get whatever kind of baked goods Cranky and Christi want as well.
It is obvious that you little ladies are making your first trip to the slammer.
I hope that you like peanut butter, bologna, and cold coffee. Grits, gravy, grease and salt are now your staples.
The good news is that I'm not going to increase your sentences for promoting Target.
I figure that paying higher prices for the same or lower quality products than those at  Walmart are suffering enough.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/9/2008 12:47:19 PM
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Kerrlaw1
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Good behavior can earn you a smoke break.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/9/2008 1:51:20 PM
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elastic
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you do realize that for some people, their chin is below their shoulders.....
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/9/2008 1:57:34 PM
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Kerrlaw1
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you do realize that for some people, their chin is below their shoulders.....
If cranky had bowed her head in prayer (as she obviously should have) her chin would have been below her shoulders.
I will think of her tonight when I eat at Red Lobster.
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