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Marcus. -> Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/11/2008 5:08:01 PM)

The idea that aluminum hats can protect you from the governments mind control rays may itself be a method used to control what you think.

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On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:

An Empirical Study


Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
17 Feb 2005

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

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JimboFletch -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/11/2008 5:23:22 PM)

Naw, they just want to make you think that so you'll quit wearing them. I'm not fooled.
[8D]




SuspenseWriter -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/11/2008 6:12:55 PM)

Until they make the hats stylish, folks just aren't going to go for them.[8D]




Marcus. -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/11/2008 6:19:18 PM)

Hey that lady I linked the first pic too has a stylish aluminum foil hat on.




ta_mosquito -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/11/2008 6:25:19 PM)

So... foil hats are, in themselves, a conspiracy? [sm=hammerhead.gif][sm=smile-l.gif][sm=redfaced.gif]




Marcus. -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/11/2008 6:28:32 PM)

It's astounding but true.




Ps103 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/11/2008 8:57:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SuspenseWriter

Until they make the hats stylish, folks just aren't going to go for them.[8D]


The trick is to get a regular hat that looks good on you, then line the *inside* of it with tin foil.

That way, no one knows you are protected, and they can shoot their rays into your head but they won't penetrate, so you are safe as can be.

Trust me--it works[;)]




1love1God1way -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/12/2008 8:48:30 PM)

Call Mythbusters.




still4gvn -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/12/2008 10:18:33 PM)

bald guys can just line their hairpiece with foil.




MattPaasch -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/14/2008 12:44:50 PM)

Just be careful wearing them around Microwave ovens!


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Oh yeah.... foil in a straw hat works wonders!




cog41 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/17/2008 8:16:40 PM)

A shocking thread.

But good info to have.




cow451 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/18/2008 9:51:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MattPaasch

Just be careful wearing them around Microwave ovens!


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Oh yeah.... foil in a straw hat works wonders!

You're ok as long as the hat stays outside the microwave.




Ps103 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/18/2008 11:15:42 AM)

Note to self: Do not stick head in microwave oven.




stamper_ben -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/18/2008 11:19:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Ps103

Note to self: Do not stick head in microwave oven.

I've got several cats that are available though! We could even wrap them in tinfoil.[8D]




Marcus. -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/18/2008 11:46:49 AM)

I have a picture of the first cat in a hat in the microwave veteran.




chemdude77 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/20/2008 9:50:09 PM)

Hey, what is with the pro-cat bias here?? [;)]

Dogs need them, too!




Ps103 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/20/2008 9:52:38 PM)

Pugs don't. Nothing can penetrate their hard heads[:D]




Marcus. -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/20/2008 10:04:35 PM)

I beg to disagree. [;)] Here's a picture of a god, a pug at that.

Pug




Ps103 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/20/2008 10:10:21 PM)

My little hard head doesn't need no hard hat:

[image]http://usera.imagecave.com/raynoldsk/Winston/Winston1.jpg[/image]




Marcus. -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/20/2008 11:48:26 PM)

[:D]




davemiller7 -> RE: Are Aluminum Foil Hats a Con? (4/24/2008 1:40:39 PM)

They will work because when lightning strikes them (and you) no amount of government mind control is going to work. [;)]

BTW: It's been a long time since I've a "Junior" anything!




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