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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 8:51:41 AM   
Qtman


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No. She has absolutely nothing to say about it.

















And if I want her to know I said that I will tell her.

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A friend gave me a report with Stats showing that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Now I don't want to start any trouble but I can't help but wonder. Shouldn't that be an even number?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 9:02:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: qtman

No. She has absolutely nothing to say about it.

Oh, but I'll bet she does!
















quote:


And if I want her to know I said that I will tell her.

See? There's quite a bit of wisdom in this thread.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 9:32:51 AM   
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Good morning.

If Sam is going away today does that mean we can all play over here?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 9:46:07 AM   
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Play?
Somtimes it's more like work catching up everywhere and then tryin' come up with somethin' worth sayin'
...not that it usually matters......LOL

Besides, the Lioness is in charge and she might be hungry today & eat us alive.....LOL again

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 10:59:47 AM   
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The Lioness should be nice to me today because, I offered her coffee the other day when she was out. I made a big pot for her, but she did not come and get it. I think she found some closer to home, but I'm not sure.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 11:02:22 AM   
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I do think she should have been courteous enough to let you know why she didn't arrive
bet it's lost out in cyberspace

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 11:52:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissGizmo

Good morning.

If Sam is going away today does that mean we can all play over here?


Ruth you know the old saying - "When the cat's away, The mice will play."

Unfortunately for y'all I am the only one that's going to be away. The cat will still be here.

Y'all are welcome to use my house to party and play. Just don't make a mess and if you do clean up before you leave. And for goodness sake don't do me like some one did Ps103. Don't leave any surprises behind the sofa.

Remember the Lioness will be watching you.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 1:27:48 PM   
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Y'all are silly. When have I ever eaten anyone alive that you know of?

MissGizmo, thank you for the coffee, I sure would have liked to share a pot with you.

quote:

The cat will still be here.



I still haven't come up with a good wisecrack to post. If I could get rid of this lousy head cold my brain might work better.

Then again, maybe not.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 3:14:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

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ORIGINAL: stamper_ben

and here I thought I was the favorite...

Guess you were wrong, huh? <---gloating smace

Well that cracked me up on my way to catching up in here!

Several things did but that one the most and since Lioness is in charge I am picking that one to post attention too. I'm no fool! Well, most of the time.

Sam Great thread and look forward to the wise remarks that will come from here.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 5:11:54 PM   
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Wish my thread was half this popular!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 5:32:14 PM   
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Yak, yak, yak.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 6:34:35 PM   
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The cat went away and the mice decided to play.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:00:02 PM   
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I decided that since Sam wants "intimidating" avatars that I would change mine.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:02:55 PM   
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I decided that since Sam wants "intimidating" avatars that I would change mine.



With you changing your name, I have to ask

What's up Tiger_Lily?

Do you have a good egg salad recipe?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:09:58 PM   
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Oh, yes. I love egg salad. I cut up the eggs, add salt/pepper/celery seed and mayonnaise and a small amount of mustard. Its wonderful.... I always get great comments on it.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:11:26 PM   
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Tiger_Lily.... just needed a change and I love tigers. I love most animals.... even snakes... ha ha. I just find God's creatures fascinating in all forms. And the gorgeous animal in the avatar happens to bear my granddaughter's name... how could I resist?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:14:24 PM   
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I have just what this folder needs. Another thread. If you are seriously seeking wisdom you might consider looking else where. If you are looking for answers to life's problems you might want to look elsewhere. If on the other hand you have the answers to life's problem please post them here I need the answers. If you just want to hear a wisecrack then come on in.
Hmmm . . .

















































Welcome to the wonderful world of PFY, Mr. Qtman!
You're being assimilated. You DO realize that, doncha.



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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:14:45 PM   
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Oh, yes. I love egg salad. I cut up the eggs, add salt/pepper/celery seed and mayonnaise and a small amount of mustard. Its wonderful.... I always get great comments on it.



My egg salad question is a reference to the plot of the movie "What's Up Tiger Lilly?"

quote:

In comic Woody Allen's film debut, he took the Japanese action film "International Secret Police: Key of Keys" and re-dubbed it, changing the plot to make it revolve around a secret egg salad recipe


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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:19:50 PM   
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Guess I have no idea what you were talking about. I have never seen any of Woody Allen's movies. I have no desire to see them.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:21:43 PM   
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At one time he was funny, and a good director.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:24:37 PM   
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Ah, so, the infamous Gary comes out of hiding! GOTCHA!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:25:44 PM   
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So, who is winning the football game???

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:26:56 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:27:34 PM   
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Ah, so, the infamous Gary comes out of hiding! GOTCHA!



LOL, I am here. How are you doing Darcy?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 1/12/2008 7:32:18 PM   
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Will someone tell me what PFY stands for?
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