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CoeurdeLeon_ -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:28:10 PM)

A BYOA thread. Oh, I do like that. But leave it to Ben to show off and get extra points on the very first day.[;)][8D]




zmanfan38 -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:28:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: qtman


O.K. Although I am not licensed to practice medicine I guess I can practice as well as most Doctors. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning. Now pay the $4,000.00 to my receptionist.[:D]


Holy Cow! That wasn't even a Level 1 OV...I'm disputing those charges!


I will, however let my little one play at your receptionist's desk for a minute or two. Those charges are sure to be waived to make sure we don't come back.[:D]




.Pammy -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:30:33 PM)

Oh, wise one, you're sure to know the answer to this: if all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?




stamper_ben -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:31:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

A BYOA thread. Oh, I do like that. But leave it to Ben to show off and get extra points on the very first day.[;)][8D]

Hey now, I can't help it that all my teachers liked me too because I provided the answers for them.[;)]




zmanfan38 -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:31:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: qtman



Why thanky kindly maam. It is relatively new. Go on and subscribe again to the chat thread in SG. Its kinda like a soap opera. You can miss a few days and still not miss much. Uh! don't tell them I said that.


*ahem*




CoeurdeLeon_ -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:32:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: stamper_ben

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

A BYOA thread. Oh, I do like that. But leave it to Ben to show off and get extra points on the very first day.[;)][8D]

Hey now, I can't help it that all my teachers liked me too because I provided the answers for them.[;)]

There are two words for this and one of them used to be a TOS violation. Somehow "Hoover Up" doesn't have the same ring to it.[;)][8D]




Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:34:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PamelaSue

Oh, wise one, you're sure to know the answer to this: if all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?


May I refer you to the OP in this thread.[:D]




.Pammy -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:41:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: qtman

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ORIGINAL: PamelaSue

Oh, wise one, you're sure to know the answer to this: if all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?


May I refer you to the OP in this thread.[:D]

Oops, my memory is very short these days. [&:]

Okay then, where would you sit? (The answer to this could, if you choose, fit into the "cracking wise" category. [:D])




Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:45:50 PM)

PamelaSue, Like you I have spent a great deal of time studying these things. I have come to the conclusion that since the whole world is a stage and each of us are actors and coupled with the fact that I read in the Bible where God and all the Angels of Heaven are looking down on us, the audience must sit in Heaven.

As to where I would sit I guess it would be there but I would like to continue to be an actor a little while longer.[:D]




JimboFletch -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:50:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: qtman

PamelaSue, Like you I have spent a great deal of time studying these things. I have come to the conclusion that since the whole world is a stage and each of us are actors and coupled with the fact that I read in the Bible where God and all the Angels of Heaven are looking down on us, the audience must sit in Heaven.

As to where I would sit I guess it would be there but I would like to continue to be an actor a little while longer.[:D]

Okay, then, but where's the orchestra pit?
[sm=note.gif]




Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 2:52:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

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ORIGINAL: qtman

PamelaSue, Like you I have spent a great deal of time studying these things. I have come to the conclusion that since the whole world is a stage and each of us are actors and coupled with the fact that I read in the Bible where God and all the Angels of Heaven are looking down on us, the audience must sit in Heaven.

As to where I would sit I guess it would be there but I would like to continue to be an actor a little while longer.[:D]

Okay, then, but where's the orchestra pit?
[sm=note.gif]


Well you know what pappy used to say bout dem drums and stuff.[:D]




bride48 -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 3:21:24 PM)

If life is a bowl of cherries, why is Ben always in the pitts?




Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 3:24:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bride48

If life is a bowl of cherries, why is Ben always in the pitts?


No! No! No! I won't touch that one.




Kerrlaw -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 3:51:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PamelaSue

Oh, wise one, you're sure to know the answer to this: if all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?


Personally, I sit on God's lap.

I'm his favorite you know. [sm=icon_smile_approve.gif]




.Pammy -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 4:11:51 PM)

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Personally, I sit on God's lap.

As long as I've been asking that question, I've never heard a more perfect answer!




Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 4:14:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PamelaSue

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Personally, I sit on God's lap.

As long as I've been asking that question, I've never heard a more perfect answer!



Just remember PamelaSue even though I did not say it you heard it here.[:D]




.Pammy -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 4:25:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: qtman

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ORIGINAL: PamelaSue

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Personally, I sit on God's lap.

As long as I've been asking that question, I've never heard a more perfect answer!



Just remember PamelaSue even though I did not say it you heard it here.[:D]

I'll do that!




Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 4:30:25 PM)

PamelaSue I don't know if I have mentioned it or not but I love the photo of your great grandmother. She has such a sweet expression on her face. As a matter of fact her entire face is a sweet expression.




.Pammy -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 4:50:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: qtman

PamelaSue I don't know if I have mentioned it or not but I love the photo of your great grandmother. She has such a sweet expression on her face. As a matter of fact her entire face is a sweet expression.

I wish I remembered her better. I only remember a very bent little old lady who never smiled. Imagine my surprise and pleasure when I found this picture with the myriad of pictures in my late father's things!




Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 4:57:06 PM)

At that time she probably just did not feel like smiling. I am glad you found a photo of her like this one.




Mrs.Above_All -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 4:57:53 PM)

Pam, do you really blush like that all the time or is it just natural color? [:D]




.Pammy -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 5:00:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Above_All

Pam, do you really blush like that all the time or is it just natural color? [:D]

Actually, I chose that smiley for my siggy because of its crooked smile (I have one too). I'm actually very pale. And I don't think I blush at all.




Mrs.Above_All -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 5:03:36 PM)

So we should make you blush then? [:)]




Kerrlaw -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 5:16:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

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ORIGINAL: qtman
...Now pay the $4,000.00 to my receptionist.[:D]

My philosophy is that I'd rather owe you the rest of my life than try to beat you out of it.[;)]


If I could figure out how to bookmark I would mark this for submission for 2008 quote of the year.




bride48 -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (1/10/2008 5:19:00 PM)

I make my hubby blush!




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