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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:37:10 PM   
Qtman


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Y'all are tooo much


too much whut?

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A friend gave me a report with Stats showing that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Now I don't want to start any trouble but I can't help but wonder. Shouldn't that be an even number?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:37:53 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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This has been a riot today . . . between this thread and Lioness' thread, I think I have worn myself out from laughing.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:41:48 PM   
phosadaud


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Just as long as you're staying clear of the toast...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:43:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: WalkingwithHim2

Y'all are tooo much


too much whut?


Too much of exactly what I needed (good laughs)

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:45:23 PM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I don't LOL very often, but this toast thing has me in stitches.

Mrs. Kerrlaw and I are Able Tostmasters (we completed the requirements to be Distinguished Toastmasters, but never turned in the paperwork).


Be careful Kerr. Toast on this thread has taken on a kinky meaning.


What was that Barbara Mandrell song? You Can Eat Toast In My Bed Anytime.


Gee I didn't even know you cared.


That was the editorial "you". (not that I don't care.)

Mrs. K and I actually met at Toastmasters. When she joined, I was President of the club.

I appointed myself as her mentor.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:47:06 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Just as long as you're staying clear of the toast...
I haven't had toast in years . . .




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ORIGINAL: WalkingwithHim2

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

quote:

ORIGINAL: WalkingwithHim2

Y'all are tooo much


too much whut?


Too much of exactly what I needed (good laughs)


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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:50:10 PM   
Qtman


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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I don't LOL very often, but this toast thing has me in stitches.

Mrs. Kerrlaw and I are Able Tostmasters (we completed the requirements to be Distinguished Toastmasters, but never turned in the paperwork).


Be careful Kerr. Toast on this thread has taken on a kinky meaning.


What was that Barbara Mandrell song? You Can Eat Toast In My Bed Anytime.


Gee I didn't even know you cared.


That was the editorial "you". (not that I don't care.)

Mrs. K and I actually met at Toastmasters. When she joined, I was President of the club.

I appointed myself as her mentor.



O.K. Gang I am going to leave this one alone. Y'all have at it.

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A friend gave me a report with Stats showing that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Now I don't want to start any trouble but I can't help but wonder. Shouldn't that be an even number?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:50:10 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: Qtman

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I don't LOL very often, but this toast thing has me in stitches.

Mrs. Kerrlaw and I are Able Tostmasters (we completed the requirements to be Distinguished Toastmasters, but never turned in the paperwork).


Be careful Kerr. Toast on this thread has taken on a kinky meaning.


What was that Barbara Mandrell song? You Can Eat Toast In My Bed Anytime.


Gee I didn't even know you cared.


That was the editorial "you". (not that I don't care.)

Mrs. K and I actually met at Toastmasters. When she joined, I was President of the club.

I appointed myself as her mentor.
Kerr, no words will come; you have cracked me up speechless.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:51:21 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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Hey Sam, look at the times of our posts.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:52:41 PM   
Qtman


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I hesitate to say this but practice makes perfect.

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A friend gave me a report with Stats showing that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Now I don't want to start any trouble but I can't help but wonder. Shouldn't that be an even number?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:53:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Just as long as you're staying clear of the toast...
I haven't had toast in years . . .


I'm saving my toast for someone special...





Just need to find him...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:54:03 PM   
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I hesitate to say this but practice makes perfect.

In my case, practice, at the very best, only makes somewhat better.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:56:07 PM   
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:58:32 PM   
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We are talikng tennis, right?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:59:14 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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Hey there! This is Sharon-Marie, and you have reached my signature. I may not be here for a while; but if you'd like, please leave a message over in that ramblin’ thread.



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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:59:31 PM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: Qtman

I hesitate to say this but practice makes perfect.


Perfect practice makes perfect.

(Like with tennis or free throws)

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 4:09:28 PM   
JimboFletch


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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

I hesitate to say this but practice makes perfect.


Perfect practice makes perfect.

(Like with tennis or free throws)

That's why I prefer hunting with a shotgun and fishing with dynamite.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 4:51:47 PM   
.Pammy


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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

How much more training will there be?

Tomorrow and Friday, and then another week next month. Each Wednesday there is a morning Q&A session. All this of course is a precursor to the actual programming assignments which have been made to some (some have had training, some haven't). This week is my first training along with one other girl. I don't know when she and I will receive our assignments.

Clear as mud? Sorry. Ugh.

My goodness; that's a lot of training! By the time they get it all done, you'll be almost retired.

I hate to inject a bit of seriousness in the midst of all this wonderful jocularity, but I just want to respond to SharMar:

No, I have almost 15 months to go. You might be thinking I'm retiring this August. Sadly, it's next August.

Now, please return to your regularly scheduled insanity, er, breakfast.


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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 4:53:19 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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Oh I new it was next year, Pam . . . I was just exaggerating things a bit.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 4:54:34 PM   
Qtman


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ORIGINAL: .Pammy

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

quote:

ORIGINAL: .Pammy

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

How much more training will there be?

Tomorrow and Friday, and then another week next month. Each Wednesday there is a morning Q&A session. All this of course is a precursor to the actual programming assignments which have been made to some (some have had training, some haven't). This week is my first training along with one other girl. I don't know when she and I will receive our assignments.

Clear as mud? Sorry. Ugh.

My goodness; that's a lot of training! By the time they get it all done, you'll be almost retired.

I hate to inject a bit of seriousness in the midst of all this wonderful jocularity, but I just want to respond to SharMar:

No, I have almost 15 months to go. You might be thinking I'm retiring this August. Sadly, it's next August.

Now, please return to your regularly scheduled insanity, er, breakfast.



It's about time someone did.

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A friend gave me a report with Stats showing that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Now I don't want to start any trouble but I can't help but wonder. Shouldn't that be an even number?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 4:55:55 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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Yeah, cuz YOU sure weren't doing it.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 8:20:55 PM   
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I'm never going to be able to think of toast the same way again.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 8:43:11 PM   
Qtman


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Hey I see Santa lurking over here. Hello Santa.

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A friend gave me a report with Stats showing that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Now I don't want to start any trouble but I can't help but wonder. Shouldn't that be an even number?
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 8:45:20 PM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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. . . reading up all about toast.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 8:47:03 PM   
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I told one of my patients yesterday that I knew Santa Claus and he looked at me like I was a total fruitcake. Can you imagine??

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