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OneJohn410 -> RE: The Garage-come on in (8/6/2008 12:53:32 AM)
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Hey Ray!
I heard your deck was done, and wow! Nice job! You may sell the house one day, but shoot! Take the deck with you. Just tell the movers to tie it to the top of the truck.[:D]
I was visitin' one of them big yard sales early Saturday, and picked this up for the garage. I know, it's not much, and it's cheap, but hey, I figure a nice cupachinos/frap-pay machine might be nice for these hot days. Now they told me you got to hit it on the side just like so- *smack* to get it started sometimes. I hate just poppin' in and splittin' like this. Anyways, practice your Godfather renditions and I'll be back with my 'auh yew tawkin' tuh ME?!!? next time for the guys.
Oh, I got a tip for keeping beavers out of gardens the other day. Yeah, strangest thing I ever heard of happening. The guy said he just set his bulldog up real comfy in the garden- I mean real comfy. You know how those dogs can be. He said the beaver looked at the dog, and the dog looked at the beaver, and the beaver just hollered, "Oh, dam!" and that was the fastest beaver he ever did see sprinting for the river. That dog, though, he just plopped right back down and was nursing some spare rib bones. Not eating them, 'cause that'd be bad for him, but just kind of mouthing them. Maybe like a cartoon cat smoking a stogie.
That reminds me of another thing. I'm seeing all kinds of strange things coming and going from your place. I know I'm just a bird brain, but I've seen an orange cat grinnin' all the time, and then... and I'm sure of it 'cause I've got the eyesight- there's one of them skinny dogs with the big flappy cheeks. Well, it's on a three-wheeled motorcycle with full face protection, and then there's this giant yellow M&M in the sidecar! And the dog doesn't eat the chocolate M&M! That's one of the most well-behaved dogs I've seen. Maybe if I open a garage up one day I'll start seeing things I've never seen before too.
Well... (sniffing sound a bird makes through its beak, and two more times), Ray, someones been reminiscin' about novacaine around here lately. That means dentist. I've not had much problem with this beak, but when I had to have my wisdom beak teeth pulled that was not fun. All four of 'em. That guy and his staff... I made them earn that money. I came out of the anesthesia with a start, and Ray. It was beautiful, embarrassing, and painful all rolled in to one. I'd coughed up blood all over myself, and when I came to I had the most caring, beautiful surgical aides- they coulda been desk workers, I don't know- one kinda holding each hand down in comfort and restraint, and I was kinda bawling and sobbing and babbling. Gives my feathers a rustle every time I think about it.
See you later, and I hope that contraption is not more trouble than the space it takes up.
OneJohn410
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