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Truthbearer -> Bad Advice 2 (4/27/2007 12:59:54 AM)

[;)] I wasn't the original for this, but I miss it, so hope it is ok to revive it again while we can. You just answer my inquiry with bad advice instead of good and then add your own inquiry for advice. The next poster will then give you some "bad advice" and add their inquiry.......and so on! Let's have some fun !


I would like some advice on what to do with children who won't eat onions and nuts in things ??




Princess_Piccolo -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/27/2007 1:54:51 AM)

Every time there is a dish with either onions or nuts, jam them in there mouths!

There is a scary bug in here and it flew right by my head, what should I do if it comes back?




L5FanLady -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 6:32:22 PM)

Catch it and shove it in your mouth![:'(]

What's the best way to line-dry clothes when you live in an apartment?




Hischild1994 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 6:45:14 PM)

Hang them in your neighbor's kitchen.

Speaking of line drying clothes, mine are out on the clothes line right now and are dry. We are expecting a major thunderstorm with lots of lightening in a few hours. How long should I wait to bring the clothes in?




crossbearer777 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 7:36:46 PM)

well,whatever you do don't bring them in before the storm.


my mom keeps telling me to clean my room.What do I do?




Hischild1994 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 7:52:14 PM)

Tell her to get you a maid!

My dd's cat hates me, what should I do about it?




Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 7:54:49 PM)

Try and catch it by it's tail. Cats love that.

How can I make my stuff on Ebay sell?




PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 8:06:04 PM)

Throw in a lock of Britney Spear's hair for free.

My dad won't let me get a cat. What do I do?




Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 8:14:14 PM)

Hold your breath until you pass out.

How can I get a piece of Brittany Spears' hair?




Hischild1994 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/28/2007 8:33:33 PM)

By buying some of your stuff on Ebay.

How can I find a job where I don't have to do anything but get paid $20/hr?




vagrant -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/29/2007 10:24:42 AM)

Go ask a local pimp for a job.


I need to get ready for church, but I'm having too much fun on forums; what should I do?




PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/29/2007 1:32:16 PM)

Go to church in your pj's and inform everyone that they missed the dress code memo.

My dad called my name from the pulpit this morning. How do I get him back?




eaglelady11 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/29/2007 1:39:02 PM)

post his name here in the forums to publically embarrass him.

I need to start eating healthier, what would you suggest?




PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/29/2007 1:43:59 PM)

Remember that chocolate is one of the four major food groups.[:D]

What do I do about annoying little sisters?




Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 10:30:14 AM)

Feed them to the sharks.

There's a hesitation in the engine of our car when you accelerate. What could be the problem?




thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 10:35:20 AM)

Your car is suffering from a lack of self-confidence; no matter what the car does tell it how great it is and it'll be better in no time.

We're almost out of milk, what should I do about that?




mynameismarcia -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 10:54:40 AM)

nothing. Milk is bad for you[:'(]

There's nothing to do except sit and play on the forums. What should I do(I'm at work, but there's no work to do)




Consecrated2God -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 12:33:50 PM)

Try and hack into Crosswalk's systems and crash everything.

My children think I love the car more than I love them. What can I do about that?




saraimay75 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 1:45:38 PM)

Go 100 miles per hour in a 45 per hour zone.




thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 3:05:07 PM)

Lisa just got a ticket for doing 100 in a 45, how can she get out of it?




PrincessButtercup -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 3:10:55 PM)

Talk to the biggest gossip in town and blackmail the judge you'll be seeing in court.

I'm completely addicted to these forums. How do I break this addiction?




thisistheday -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 4:00:09 PM)

Set goals for yourself; 25 new posts today, 50 tomorrow, and Super Member by the end of the month. Well, maybe by the end of May.

My teenage daughter will be home soon. What should be the first thing I say to her when she gets home?




mynameismarcia -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 4:07:53 PM)

Wanna use the car for the night?[:D]

I need a new car where should I start looking?




crossbearer777 -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 4:11:59 PM)

Look at the junkyard.Although crushed i'm sure those cars still run.
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ORIGINAL: marciaismyname

Wanna use the car for the night?[:D]

I need a new car where should I start looking?




mynameismarcia -> RE: Bad Advice 2 (4/30/2007 4:16:46 PM)

^you need another question[:D]




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