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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/28/2008 11:34:05 PM   
Carleejoan


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Go look on all the church bulletins on the internet in your area and see which ones are having potlucks. Yum Yum. And fellowship too!




I need to be "witness" at court tomorrow morning. The police officer thinks the guy won't show anyway. So how should I dress for it?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/29/2008 12:21:22 PM   
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go goth - all black, black nail polish, dye you hair black. that way the judge will know you take things seriously.

your advice reminds me of when we first moved here and were looking for a church. it was summer and all the churches were having picnics. yum. I could have spent all summer looking.

I'm thinking of planting some vegies for the birds and racoons. what would they like?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/30/2008 5:44:08 PM   
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It depends if the birds are vultures and the racoons are really bears. Plant lots of berries and fruit bushes as that will attract a lot of magpies and black bears. Black bears are more cuddly than raccoons anyway.


I need to do some improvements to my yard as it was gouged out a couple of years ago when a neighbour was snow clearing with his bobcat. Should I level it out or make one of those dry creek beds that you see going through people's yards?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/1/2008 12:11:08 PM   
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Why a dry creek bed? You need to dig a well and set up a pump so you have a real creek. Stock it with fish and plant cat-tails and skunk grass. Organize a rubber ducky race for the local kids.

My cat is afraid of our new boarder. (cat is afraid all anyone she doesn't know well). How can they become friends?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/1/2008 12:18:47 PM   
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Have the boarder pick her up by her tail and feed her lots of peanut butter. Cats love that sort of thing.

I'm just getting ready to start selling Avon. How can I get a good customer base going?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/1/2008 4:42:31 PM   
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You need to wear lots of perfume to show off your wares. I'd suggest some of each, worn together like a beautiful bouquet of fragrance. You'll be a walking advertisement.

The skin on my heels keeps peeling. What can I do about that?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/1/2008 5:15:05 PM   
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Well, I have some Avon products I could sell you.....
Have you tried getting out a knife and just removing all of the skin?

My dd came home from school sick today. She's got an upset stomach, what should I feed her?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/1/2008 5:17:32 PM   
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The leftover Avon products that you can't seem to get rid of.

Staring at the computer screen too long is making my eyes hurt. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/2/2008 12:41:50 PM   
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Does Avon sell something for that? Keep your eyes closed when using computer.

dh just retired. How can we cut expense?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/5/2008 1:36:19 PM   
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Nobody wants to give me advice? I'll take advice on any subject.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/5/2008 11:17:44 PM   
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Write a letter to "Dear Abby" and tell her all your problems. Then write to her again and complain her answers were wrong. Go on Dr. Phil and complain about your toilet getting plugged. Go on Oprah Winfrey and pretend you went through a terrible trauma and then let her know it was all a hoax.


I need to clear up clutter. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/6/2008 11:47:34 AM   
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LOL

put a notice on craig's list (a local ebay) that everything is free. just leave the doors open and go out for the day.

now my friends are mad at me because I told Opra about a trauma and didn't tell them all first.

< Message edited by still4gvn -- 5/6/2008 11:56:30 AM >
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/7/2008 4:08:49 PM   
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Tell your friends to chill out and get a life.


I need to get some sleep. How do I do that when I keep waking up all night?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2008 12:44:40 PM   
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quit your job and spend your days jogging and lifting weights. then get a cat to snuggle.

I'm feeling blue today. what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2008 1:50:54 PM   
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Go buy one of those gigantic chocolate bars and eat it while watching Joyce Meyers on TV.




What should I do with my yard as it needs help this year?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2008 6:29:58 PM   
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Have a yard sale.

My 5-year-old just spilled most of a bag of shredded cheese on the floor. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2008 1:05:03 PM   
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run to the pet store and get a score of mice to clean up.

now that dh is retired, he is trying to eradicate the dandylions by covering the yard in cardboard and burying that in wood chips. What do you think I should say?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2008 1:47:10 PM   
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Tell him now he has to spray paint it all green.



I have to figure out if I should just go ahead and do home improvements.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/10/2008 2:42:26 PM   
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Sure. Get a lot of toys, catnip, and sratching posts and make it into a home for wayward cats.

My cat has been throwing up lately. How can I convince her not to eat visiting flys and spiders?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/11/2008 2:27:39 PM   
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Give your cat fresh liver and fish heads instead. The fish heads may smell after awhile but you'll get used to it.



My dog likes to eat snacks if he can reach when we've forgotten them in the living room How can he stop doing this?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/12/2008 1:15:17 PM   
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leave hot peppers around until he gets the idea.

how can we get a revival going here in the Seattle area?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/13/2008 8:23:00 PM   
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Get all the Christians together for mega large group prayer in your largest stadium. Like those revival dvds did in the other foreign countries.


How can all Christians learn to "let go" and "get over it" when it comes to offense?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/13/2008 10:17:04 PM   
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Go up to the person who hurt you, and ask them to walk all over you.


I'm deathly afraid of bees, what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/13/2008 10:37:59 PM   
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Get yourself a real live bee hive and let them come and sit on you.



I'm not sure about taking a long trip in the future. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/14/2008 1:27:43 PM   
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Make sure you have internet connection where ever you go so you can play with us.

Come to Seattle in August - we have a guest room and the weather should be good by then.

We're thinking of cancelling art today. What can I do with the time that's productive and doesn't involve cleaning the house?
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