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Consecrated2God -> RE: Lisa's Break Room (6/11/2007 5:39:50 PM)
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I thought it was funny, too. Some of the bulletins that come through MySpace are really funny. I should send you one that I saw in there today. It was hilarious! Actually, I could just post it here--I hope it's okay to post this. It's hilarious, but I'm not entirely sure if it's appropriate. If it's not, I'll delete it. NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN ARKANSAS > > >Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of >Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. >Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins >to cough. >After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of >the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman >shakes her head no. >"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes >her head no. >The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, >yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long >lick with his tongue. >The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction >flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, the hillbilly >ambles smugly back to his table. >His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', >but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
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