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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/9/2008 11:48:29 AM

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I have been known to have my nose hairs roll over, sit, and speak. My ear hairs are far more intelligent, though.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/9/2008 11:57:28 AM

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My hand slipped the other night when I was setting the alarm and my finger scooted across the tuning dial and changed stations. It was dark, so I didn�t know what happened until 5:30 A.M. Instead of waking to cool, soothing oldies that lure my heavy hand to the snooze button, I found myself dreaming I was standing in front of a dumpster in the middle of Chicago with my pants down around my knees. Fortunately, I was wearing a tee shirt that went halfway down my shin. There was drool forming on the side of my mouth and I was thinking about how cool it was going to be when the world saw me and started feeling sorry for me. The dream was brought on by the Contemporary Christian Music� that seemed to be straining to get out of the speakers of my clock-radio. Even the numbers were growing pale with the effort...

ROTFLOL!

Enjoyed the blog entry today. Had to post the first paragraph to whet appetites.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/9/2008 12:16:10 PM

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BTW, in case you're interested, a made a deposit in the Blogge. It was part of my New Year's resolution to post at least once a year on this forum. I'm good now. It was the only resolution I made. I try to keep a 100% resolution keeping record every year. The secret is to resolve to do only one thing, then quickly get it over with. The rest of the year is yours free.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/9/2008 12:58:36 PM

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Oh, hey, Jimbo. Didn't see you up there. I was writing the post when someone came in an talked to me for a half hour before I hit OK.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/9/2008 1:57:06 PM

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/11/2008 11:14:11 AM

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Once a year...

Just for that ...I'm not gonna read JoToP's Blogge until summertime rolls around.

I mean, he won't read this message ~~until 2009~~ anyway.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/11/2008 12:14:56 PM

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what is this thread all about? Someone clue me in,please

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/11/2008 1:32:01 PM

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Once a year...

Just for that ...I'm not gonna read JoToP's Blogge until summertime rolls around.

I mean, he won't read this message ~~until 2009~~ anyway.

Wuh! Time flies. Its 2009 already. The upshot is that I totally missed tax time this year.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/11/2008 1:37:20 PM

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what is this thread all about? Someone clue me in,please

O.K. Here's your clue... "blowfish". Is it all clear now?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/11/2008 1:51:49 PM

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what is this thread all about? Someone clue me in,please

O.K. Here's your clue... "blowfish". Is it all clear now?

No wonder you stay in the doghouse all the time.

The clue is "blow-dry". Not fish, DRY...

Oh, and HAPPY 2009!

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/11/2008 2:14:33 PM

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A-a-a-A-A-a-ah! That explains a lot. I've been answering all the posts wrong. So, when someone posts a statement like, "I think Benny Henn has done a lot of good for people" rather than answer the post, "In your dreams" I should have answered, "You're right... himself, his wife, his children, his mother, and his cousins." I'll remember that.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/11/2008 2:20:01 PM

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You got it now. Excepting his granny, of course. She was too liquored up on shine to be doing much good or bad to anyone.

Or so I'm told.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/13/2008 1:59:56 AM

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what is this thread all about? Someone clue me in,please

We don't have a clue, Ras. You have to make up your own if you want some.

Excuse me, I have to go read JoToP's blog. Would you mind if we wrote Jotop or does it spoil the effect?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/13/2008 1:40:45 PM

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what is this thread all about? Someone clue me in,please

This thread is a ~~prison~~ place to hang for those of us who have a sense of humor that is not exactly a bowl full of cherries- but more Cut and Blow Dried until well twisted.

~ezri

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/13/2008 3:34:38 PM

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This thread is a ...place to hang ...those of us who have a sense of humor that is ...twisted.

Or, simply put, bent but not broke.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/13/2008 5:22:53 PM

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This thread is a ...place to hang ...those of us who have a sense of humor that is ...twisted.

Or, simply put, bent but not broke.

I was trying to be NICE... and incorporate the Blow Dryer that was randomly mentioned on up the thread a bit.

We all like to feel INCLUDED you know.

~ezri

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/14/2008 11:26:42 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Eutychus

quote:

This thread is a ...place to hang ...those of us who have a sense of humor that is ...twisted.

Or, simply put, bent but not broke.

I was trying to be NICE... and incorporate the Blow Dryer that was randomly mentioned on up the thread a bit.

We all like to feel INCLUDED you know.

~ezri

May I remind you that staying on the subject is a sin, trollitatively speaking. I just made up that word and used it in a sentence at the same time. Not bad.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/14/2008 3:57:35 PM

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The last time anything involving something of mine was used it in a sentence also involved the word penitentiary.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/16/2008 10:24:48 AM

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Does anyone Yahoo?

I play cards in there (rarely read what people say on the main page...) but today I just happened to read what one person said.

As far as I can tell, he/she was talking about romance....

"My heart sores like a hawk."

I didn't have the heart to say anything in response to that,

but to tell you the truth, I was tempted.

What would you have said?

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/16/2008 10:39:31 AM

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"My heart often soars like a vulture."

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/16/2008 10:53:03 AM

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Does anyone Yahoo?

I play cards in there (rarely read what people say on the main page...) but today I just happened to read what one person said.

As far as I can tell, he/she was talking about romance....

"My heart sores like a hawk."

I didn't have the heart to say anything in response to that, but to tell you the truth, I was tempted.

What would you have said?

My heart is very seldom sore, but I can't figure out what that has to do with a hawk

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/16/2008 10:57:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: AprilMtns

Does anyone Yahoo?

I play cards in there (rarely read what people say on the main page...) but today I just happened to read what one person said.

As far as I can tell, he/she was talking about romance....

"My heart sores like a hawk."

I didn't have the heart to say anything in response to that, but to tell you the truth, I was tempted.

What would you have said?

My heart is very seldom sore, but I can't figure out what that has to do with a hawk

LOL! Good One!

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/16/2008 11:16:57 AM

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My Troll friends never fail me!

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/16/2008 12:01:50 PM

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Just wanted to report that I updated my name, finally!
The three dots were added because I couldn't be just April.

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RE: Trolldom Lite- The Here and Now Edition - 1/16/2008 12:11:46 PM

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Has anybody seen April - all her posts have vanished?

I hope someone told her that if she adds dots after her name that only she can see her posts.

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