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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:07:22 PM

Qtman

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I'm not sure that's slow and painful enough...

I guess it would depend on where you shot them though...

Bingo and how many times. You know rumor has it I am old and my aim probably ain't what it should be. May have to take several shots.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:10:02 PM

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Hey! I've never fired a gun in my life... Between the 2 of us, we could do some serious non-lethal but highly painful damage...

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:11:32 PM

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Glad to see it's a felony.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:15:22 PM

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Yeah... Occasionally our state actually get something right...

Well, I need to head off to a meeting I don't want to go to.

I'll let everyone plot all kinds of torture for these 2 morons...

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:17:37 PM

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Have fun at the meeting anyway! You can do it. Entertain yourself in your head.

Oh, and I'm not allowed to plot like that. Not even in my imagination.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:43:37 PM

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Aw geez, that poor girl. How much can an 11yr old have dumped on her and live to tell about it?

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:44:42 PM

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Entertain yourself in your head.

If you need lessons, I'm available. That happens to be my specialty.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 9:48:38 PM

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I liked the Left Behind series, but for no apparent reason I stopped reading in the middle of the next to last one.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 10:00:58 PM

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I liked the Left Behind series, but for no apparent reason I stopped reading in the middle of the next to last one.

This is really weird. I did the same exact thing. For no apparent reason. Now I'm thinkin' there musta reason. <insert twilight zone music here>

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 10:05:09 PM

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Hey! I've never fired a gun in my life... Between the 2 of us, we could do some serious non-lethal but highly painful damage...

I've heard that the knee caps are a good place to start inflicting pain....

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 10:36:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Hey! I've never fired a gun in my life... Between the 2 of us, we could do some serious non-lethal but highly painful damage...

I've heard that the knee caps are a good place to start inflicting pain....

Depends on how you're inflicting damage.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 10:58:54 PM

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Was thinking of bullets ... but hey, if you have a better idea....

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 10:59:40 PM

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Baseball bats to the kneecaps, that's the way the Irish do it.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 10:59:51 PM

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Was thinking of bullets ... but hey, if you have a better idea....

Baseball bats maybe?

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 11:03:22 PM

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Crosspost!

Genius idea btw.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 11:07:00 PM

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Not to change the subject, but this IS important. Whoppers (the candy) has a new flavor out... Reeses peanut butter Whoppers! Now, can anything top that? They are absolutely fabulous!

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 11:15:09 PM

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Reeses Peanut Butter Whoppers!? I just went on a chocolate run for my mom. I sure wish I'd seen this post before then!

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/9/2008 11:48:56 PM

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I'm back... It was a good meeting... I just didn't want to go anywhere...

As far as inflicting pain: There are certain crimes in which... ummm.... I think there is only one particular place to inflict... ummmm.... pain appropriately.... **phosy innocently whistles a happy tune**....

If only it were legal....

And Reeses Peanut Butter Whoppers?

If that's true, I may end up weighing 500 lbs before Christmas....

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/10/2008 6:53:03 AM

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Crosspost!

Genius idea btw.

Great minds and all that. I started to add, clubs and walking sticks to the list, but decided against it.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/10/2008 2:08:22 PM

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Hi everybody.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/10/2008 3:24:27 PM

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Hi Trish!

I'm on my lunch. Internet is slow and my boss just dumped a huge project in my lap...

Is it time to go home yet?

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/10/2008 3:27:11 PM

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Sure... Go on home. Tell the boss that you need to pray over your project before you can begin and you pray more effectively at home.

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/10/2008 3:38:46 PM

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Well, since he wants it for tomorrow (and it's really something he should do - preparing the general budget & time phasing it for the next fiscal year), I don't think that will work. I actually don't mind the task but I have a lot of other stuff I needed to get done today...

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/10/2008 3:41:44 PM

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I'm not sure how well this would go over, but you could ask him about giving yourself a huge raise since you're doing a job that he should be doing... and you have the budget in front of you...

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RE: phosadaud's critter corner - 7/10/2008 3:42:08 PM

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Well, since he wants it for tomorrow (and it's really something he should do - preparing the general budget & time phasing it for the next fiscal year), I don't think that will work. I actually don't mind the task but I have a lot of other stuff I needed to get done today...

As I tell my employees He may not always be right but he is always boss.

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