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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 11:43:50 AM   
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LOL! That forum blur will get you every time!

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 2:08:26 PM   
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I guess this means I must repent of my alleged Smurf worship. Upon further thought, the Smurf is also playing an electric guitar, which is an electrical instrument, and therefore, of the devil.

Maybe I'll just change it to the Proctor & Gamble logo instead.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 2:29:15 PM   
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Folder: The Bible
Topic: So many words in red!!!

Body: I'm interested in Christianity and I want to start by reading the Bible, but so many of the words are in red! I thought that red was the color of the devil? Why does a book from God have so many words in it that are from such a bad guy? Are Christians secretly devil worshippers?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 2:45:24 PM   
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Can I make God bless my smoking if I use pages from the Bible to roll joints?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 2:51:45 PM   
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Can I make God bless my smoking if I use pages from the Bible to roll joints?


Your cat pic is laughing at that one
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 2:57:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Anoc

Can I make God bless my smoking if I use pages from the Bible to roll joints?


Your cat pic is laughing at that one


The cat must have rolled a few.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 3:06:50 PM   
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The cat must have rolled a few.

And here's the proof of that.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 4:47:41 PM   
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The cat must have rolled a few.

And here's the proof of that.


*laughter*

I laughed so weirdly loud that my husband checked to see if I was ok.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 5:07:27 PM   
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How can a CHRISTIAN board have a humor and games thread? WHERE in the Bible does it say we are supposed to have FUN!!!

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 10:50:50 AM   
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How can a CHRISTIAN board have a humor and games thread? WHERE in the Bible does it say we are supposed to have FUN!!!


Not to mention JOKING about rolling joints!

Here's another one: I have this doll that's worth a lot of money, but I think the doll is of questionable nature (even worse than Smufs!) Is it wrong to sell her on Ebay? Also, does that fact that I let my sister have it when I was little mean I have to split the money with her, or can I keep everything I make on her since she was my birthday present?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 10:57:27 AM   
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Smufs??

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 11:08:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Consecrated2God

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

How can a CHRISTIAN board have a humor and games thread? WHERE in the Bible does it say we are supposed to have FUN!!!


Not to mention JOKING about rolling joints!

Here's another one: I have this doll that's worth a lot of money, but I think the doll is of questionable nature (even worse than Smufs!) Is it wrong to sell her on Ebay? Also, does that fact that I let my sister have it when I was little mean I have to split the money with her, or can I keep everything I make on her since she was my birthday present?


You may as well give all the money to the synogogue of satan.

I have a question. I really want to join Fred Phelps' church. The problem I have is that I need to build up the strength in my arms to hold up the signs when we go out on mission trips. How can I morally join a health club when I know gays will be in there? It is also my understanding that they may also be involved in the manufacture of the vehicles we will use when we travel to funerals.

What WILL I do?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 11:26:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Anoc

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The cat must have rolled a few.

And here's the proof of that.



Oh dear!

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 1:12:18 PM   
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So many stores play heathen, secular music in them. Should I wear ear plugs when I go shopping?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 1:20:21 PM   
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So many stores play heathen, secular music in them. Should I wear ear plugs when I go shopping?


someone is gonna turn that into a real thread, if it is not already

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 1:26:31 PM   
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That's probably true!

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2006 9:03:33 PM   
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Do I really have to love my enemies? Do they really have to get saved? I'm a new police officer, so nearly everyone is my enemy. And sometimes I'll be put in a position of kill or be killed... so is it wrong to use deadly force when I have to use it, even when I don't like the person?


Or even better for that topic...

War: should we fight or not?

Or....

War: Prestrike or not?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 11:37:17 AM   
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Baloney sandwiches: A Calvinist's feast?



Made my self laugh with that one..


Just noticed this. LOL priceless

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 11:40:20 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ps103

quote:

Will I lose my salvation if I eat devil's food cake?


Answer: No--only your hand. That cake was *mine*!


Ps103 had that cake scheduled for Desperate Housewives.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 11:43:39 AM   
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For Salvation Issues:

I have been reading a lot lately about "blurring the lines".

How many believe "once blurred, always blurred"?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 12:50:19 PM   
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Why doesn't "once saved, always saved" apply to my bank account?

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 1:08:04 PM   
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My glow in the dark virgin Mary dashboard ornament has stopped glowing..should I post about this in the One stop Catholic thread? Or prophecy??
End time/Eternal Judgement folder.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 1:09:18 PM   
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The Bible says to 'cast your bread upon the waters and it will come back after many days' or something like that. So I threw a loaf of bread into my neighbor's koi pond, I haven't gotten my bread back, and my neighbor is suing me.

So I don't believe in the Bible anymore.

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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 1:14:33 PM   
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Why doesn't "once saved, always saved" apply to my bank account?






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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2006 2:45:02 PM   
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OK, so I'm in the store the other day and pick up the latest Harry Potter book. Since I do not believe in supporting the devil with my money, I didn't pay for it. The store had me arrested though!!! What is WRONG with this country?

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