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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/11/2006 12:46:54 AM
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Blessed63
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I heard that in the book of acts, Stephen was stoned. Did they really have marijuana back then?
OH MY OH MY... I bet someone some where is stroking out right about now!
ROFLMBO 
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/11/2006 11:11:35 AM
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I am anti-vegitable, especially those evil beets. I don't think that there will be vegitables in Heaven, but just the other day I heard the pastor say "Lettuce pray."
This is absolutly wrong, how can lettuce pray? Does that mean that there will be vegitables in Heaven? Or beets?!?!?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/11/2006 2:51:11 PM
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My pastor used the word "manifestation" during a sermon on the Trinity and the eternal nature of the Son, does this mean he's some sort of heretic?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 4:04:21 PM
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Will I lose my salvation if I eat devil's food cake?
Answer: No--only your hand. That cake was *mine*!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 4:22:12 PM
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Whenever I wash the dinner plates and dishes by hand, I don't like to waste time washing the outside of the cup or dish, just the part that was touching food. However, my wife keeps insisting that I wash the outside as well.
Anyway, I found this verse the other day:
"Blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and dish, and then the outside also will be clean." - Matthew 23:26
Does this mean my wife isn't saved?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 4:23:44 PM
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drcain
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Answer: No--only your hand. That cake was *mine*!
LOL! <mental picture> of a fork stuck into the back of a hand.
ROTFL!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 4:37:08 PM
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Is it a sin to capitalize people's names? My mom says it's grammatically correct to capitalize proper names but I think that distinction should be reserved for God and Jesus.
And while we're at it I think anyone who capitalizes the name of satan might as well just go ahead and tatoo 666 on their foreheads since it's obvious where their allegiance lies!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 4:48:59 PM
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Guns or Doctors:
The number of physicians in the USA is 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by a physician per year are 120,000.
Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
(statistics courtesty US Dept of HHS)
The number of gun owners in the USA is 80,000,000
The number of accidental deaths per year, all age groups, is 1500
The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188
Statistically physicians are about 9000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
In order to keep my family safer, should I buy a gun and not go to the doctor?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 7:36:22 PM
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I think that, due to recent enlightenment, it is OK to shoot a doctor but not kill him. But if he capitalizes his name, then an exorcism using salted slugs is called for. Afterwards, we can all get stoned and be left for dead.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 9:12:09 PM
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ROTFL!!!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 10:34:20 PM
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People always talk about how a Christian should bear fruit. I've never seen this happen though - I've only seen them bear children. Are there no real Christians out there?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/12/2006 10:44:22 PM
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Folder: The Bible
Subject: Searching for a translation
Body: I'm wondering if someone could help me with a problem. I hold certain beleifs about God, the afterlife, morality and whatnot, but everytime I read the Bible I find contradicting views. Can someone help me find a translation that conforms to what I already believe?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/13/2006 1:00:15 AM
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So yesterday I was stocking up on all of my Bible study supplies at the local Christian book store... highlighters, pens, etc... when to my surprise I can't find the white out anywhere! So I go and ask the lady behind the counter, and you won't believe the look she gave me! It was like she thought I was from another planet or something!
I don't know... was it something I said?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/15/2006 2:09:29 PM
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After I placed my new wheel tax sticker on my license plate, I noticed that the sticker number was 666. Do I now bear the mark of the beast?
I turned the license plate upside down so the sticker reads 999. Am I protected?
By turning the plate upside down, am I refusing to submit to (or obey) legal authority?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/15/2006 2:49:18 PM
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I'm sorry Kerrlaw1, no matter what you do, it looks like you're doomed....
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 10:34:32 AM
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In Feedback and Help:
I noticed one of your moderators uses a Smurf for an avatar. I'm sure you are aware that Smurfs are of the devil. I know Bill Gothard said they were. How can you call this board Christian and allow your moderators to display such vile and evil avatars?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 10:49:03 AM
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In Feedback and Help:
I noticed one of your moderators uses a Smurf for an avatar. I'm sure you are aware that Smurfs are of the devil. I know Bill Gothard said they were. How can you call this board Christian and allow your moderators to display such vile and evil avatars?
~~~~snort~~~~~snort~~~~~snot~~~nora wiping nose~~~snort~~~~ROFLMBO!
That is too funny!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 10:55:47 AM
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In Feedback and Help:
I noticed one of your moderators uses a Smurf for an avatar. I'm sure you are aware that Smurfs are of the devil. I know Bill Gothard said they were. How can you call this board Christian and allow your moderators to display such vile and evil avatars?
ROFLMBO!!! You are so cleverly onery! I love it!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2006 11:18:27 AM
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I did the same thing Kath. I know shawke has a smurf avetar. I thought it was a real complaint too though till I double checked which thread I was in.
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