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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2007 9:19:22 PM
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utilityfielder
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If my Cheeto stained fingers caused an ex-smoker to stumble and go back to his 2 pack a day habit, will his blood be on my head?
And what about the reverse: If my smoking stained fingers caused an ex- Cheeto eater to stumble........
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/20/2007 12:49:57 AM
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And what about the reverse: If my smoking stained fingers caused an ex- Cheeto eater to stumble........
"...it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/20/2007 10:14:49 AM
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Is it a sin to smoke Cheetos?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/20/2007 12:05:12 PM
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Are Cheetos stains the Mark of the Beast?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/20/2007 5:43:54 PM
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on a white dress shirt, yes...
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/21/2007 1:43:40 PM
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A messy one at that.... :) (beast that is...)
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/21/2007 3:49:03 PM
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Maybe what the serpent offered Eve was really a cheeto?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/21/2007 4:18:34 PM
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Maybe you are right. Cheetos really do give you knowledge of good and evil.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/22/2007 4:25:05 PM
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Wait... Does this mean that Jesus Christ didn't feed 5,000 with Cheetos and tuna salad sandwiches?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/23/2007 2:57:07 PM
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Mrs. Kerrlaw likes only the puffy cheetos, and I like only the crispy ones.
Are we unevenly yoked?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/23/2007 6:54:11 PM
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Mrs. Kerrlaw likes only the puffy cheetos, and I like only the crispy ones.
Are we unevenly yoked?
It can be salvaged only if you each have the same amount of yellow stuff on your fingers.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/24/2007 6:40:08 PM
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Mrs. Kerrlaw likes only the puffy cheetos, and I like only the crispy ones.
Are we unevenly yoked?
Nah, Cheetos are a completly artificial food, there isn't any plowing involved in their construction. Issues of yoking animals and turing the soil never enters the picture.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 12:25:48 PM
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And speaking of being unequally yoked...
I easily eat 2 eggs for every 1 egg my wife eats. Does that make us unequally yolked? Is divorce the only answer?
(Sorry moderator. I didn't know if this should be posted in the marriage folder, the morality and ethics folder, or the Southern Gospel folder.)
< Message edited by SpongeBlog -- 6/25/2007 12:28:31 PM >
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 12:43:48 PM
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Oh, and by the way. I have a cousin-in-law whose wife died on the operating table for 5 minutes during bunion surgery. Even though she survived I don't think they're married anymore because she died, but I'm pretty sure they've been ...well, you know...'having relations' (if you know what I mean).
This happened over 10 years ago. Have they been living in sin all this time? I've been meaning to speak to them about this.
(Maybe this should be moved to the 'Sports and Hobbies' folder, thank you)
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 12:49:54 PM
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I easily eat 2 eggs for every 1 egg my wife eats. Does that make us unequally yolked? Is divorce the only answer?
Don't divorce. Just send her to your cousin-in-law's Doc for some bunion surgery.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 12:55:45 PM
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Morality/Ethics Folder
Are bunions the Mark of the Beast? And if so, is it a sin to remove them?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 1:31:40 PM
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I easily eat 2 eggs for every 1 egg my wife eats. Does that make us unequally yolked? Is divorce the only answer?
Don't divorce. Just send her to your cousin-in-law's Doc for some bunion surgery.
I'm hearing you! (insert evil laugh here)
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 1:37:03 PM
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Morality/Ethics Folder
Are bunions the Mark of the Beast? And if so, is it a sin to remove them?
Man, don't you read your Bible? Once you got 'em, that's it! (I once saw a movie about that, but this person had a mark on their left behind).
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 2:55:25 PM
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(I once saw a movie about that, but this person had a mark on their left behind).
!!!
Shocking!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/25/2007 8:06:51 PM
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I didn't know SpongeBlog had such a twisted great sense of humor!
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/28/2007 10:29:34 AM
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Are bunions the Mark of the Beast? Only if they are on sesame seed buns.
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And if so, is it a sin to remove them? Only if you try to make bunion rings out of them.
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