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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 1/18/2007 11:42:42 AM
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johnmartindale
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 Oh my goodness you guys, Stop! You're killing me!
Y'all, why did y'all stop? Huh? Common do you really take all that thou shelt not kill stuff seriously? Even if we are killing this poor soul, I think God will understand, Actually it has been so long, no one has like posted anything here in like Forever, that I am sure that Desert_ratt is as healthy as ever again and heck desert_ratt is likely out in the desert somewhere buried in the sand. So y'all keep this forum alive! Heck, think of it this way, by stopping adding post, you will KILL this thread. Oh that would be horrible, so it is either killing desert_ratt or killing this thread, I think the greater evil would be killing the thread. You must take this seriously now! This thread is crying out and was buried under the newer post, sufficating and left forsaken, I thought it was gone forever, but I found the poor thread, barely alive and I believe we can nurse it back to health. Are you with me?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 1/23/2007 9:01:52 PM
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ORIGINAL: Desert_ratt44
Oh my goodness you guys, Stop! You're killing me!
Y'all, why did y'all stop? Huh? Common do you really take all that thou shelt not kill stuff seriously? Even if we are killing this poor soul, I think God will understand, Actually it has been so long, no one has like posted anything here in like Forever, that I am sure that Desert_ratt is as healthy as ever again and heck desert_ratt is likely out in the desert somewhere buried in the sand. So y'all keep this forum alive! Heck, think of it this way, by stopping adding post, you will KILL this thread. Oh that would be horrible, so it is either killing desert_ratt or killing this thread, I think the greater evil would be killing the thread. You must take this seriously now! This thread is crying out and was buried under the newer post, sufficating and left forsaken, I thought it was gone forever, but I found the poor thread, barely alive and I believe we can nurse it back to health. Are you with me?
Dear Jesus!ROFLLLLL!!!!! I've needed a place like this for sooooo long!!! Dont give up!!! Please!!! I've a;lmost got my sanity back!!!LOL!!! 
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 1/30/2007 7:16:31 PM
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Today while eating animal fruit snacks, the conviction hit like love bugs hits my car on my trips from New Orleans to Texas. Suddenly I was reminded of my childhood when I would make blood, guts and gore sounds while gnawing on the elephants trunk, biting off the rhino's head, and slowly nibbling off the lions tail.
Oh what horrible things i did as a child, and why? Because our snacks were shaped like animals. This is encouraging animal cruelty! This is teaching children to torture our pets, this is serious business. Did you not read in the news the other day that two kids cooked their cat alive in the oven? Well, i am sure you did not know, but my friend this is because of animal cookies!
So with your help we can put a end to this evil. With technology I have made it were once this important message is copied to your e-mail sent and signed by 1,000,000 concerned people, it will arrive in President Bush's office, and He can pass a law to outlaw snacks being shaped like animals. (If someone can forward this to PETA I am sure they will help we reach that million signatures sooner)
If you do not sign below and send this to everyone in your address book, your dog will get ran over by a truck and your cat will get cancer. Now don't you care about your pets? Yes you may think you can press delete without anyone knowing. But God is watching you, and by pressing delete you show that you don't care about God's creation and He will judge you.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 2/25/2007 2:47:26 PM
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Yes, it has given me 2 chuckles. lol 
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 3/4/2007 7:55:44 PM
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My Pastor told me I needed to be other centered, and not just think about myself, but how I can help others and after church I was praying for God to help me understand how to be a doer of the word and not just a hearer. And opened my bible and read where Jesus said to cut out our eye if it causes us to sin, and I was thinking about how I could help others out with this, cuz if their judging us all the time and as Jesus put it, telling us we have a speck in our eyes, then surely they have a bad eye, so I was thinking we could cram a 2 by 4 into their eye, and do them the favor so they don't have to remove it themselves and then we can tell them they have a plank in their eye, and be speaking the words of Jesus.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 3/4/2007 8:03:46 PM
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johnmartindale
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I have been reading the story of David to my 6 year old son and was reading through 1 Samual 18 last night, and it was the story of how in order to get married to king Saul's daughter Michal, David killed 200 Philistines and cut off their foreskins and layed them before Sauls feet and counted them all before him, and I tried to read quickly through this part, but my son had to stop me, and ask me what foreskins were. Umm.... I did not know what to say. I told him to ask his mother and kept reading. Do you think this was the right thing to do? I mean.... yeah what would you do in a situation like this?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 3/11/2007 9:10:02 PM
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I would sit there with a dumbfounded look on my face. I honestly would have no idea what to say.
How's this for one in P&E?
"God told me that MY mansion will have wall to wall carpeting. How about yours?"
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/13/2007 2:46:11 PM
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Bless your heart, cranky, you have to use nets. Put some hoop nets into the public pool. They swim in, but can't swim out.
It is legal to use them for "non-game fish" here. Men are certainly not game fish.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/13/2007 4:15:54 PM
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Bless your heart, cranky, you have to use nets. Put some hoop nets into the public pool. They swim in, but can't swim out.
It is legal to use them for "non-game fish" here. Men are certainly not game fish.
Be careful that you only net men. If you catch any women or children you'll have to throw them back.
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/15/2007 6:34:46 PM
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The right kind of bait is key too - as well as the right type of lure... It's an artform really...
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/16/2007 12:22:51 AM
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Y'all are cracking me up!
So I read about faith and moving mountains the other day... I went outside and pushed as hard as I could on the hill in my backyard, but it wouldn't move. Then I got attacked by a rabid squirrel and was forced to move closer to the house. So I'm like, "well, duh! God gives us telekenetic powers!" So I focused on that hill for hours, but again, it wouldn't move and I ended up with a killer headache.
So am I really saved or is God just testing my patience???
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/17/2007 12:19:17 AM
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If the first shall be last, and the last shall be first, is it best to be somewhere in the middle so that you don't have to move around as much?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 6/19/2007 1:16:42 AM
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Morality & Ethics:
If my Cheeto stained fingers caused an ex-smoker to stumble and go back to his 2 pack a day habit, will his blood be on my head?
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RE: OUTRAGEOUS THEO TOPICS! - 
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does that make it a sin? 
Some of these outrageous topics are too outrageous to categorize 
--there should be a Christian Numbskull theo thread!) 
How will I ever be a true Fisher of Men?
