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I must, I must ... - 7/5/2008 10:16:05 PM
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ladioffaith
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Ok, am I the only one laughing at those commercials for the thing that is supposed to help you do exercises for your chest region??
Apparently the snake oil salespeople are alive and well.
Can you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust???"
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/5/2008 10:19:10 PM
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Mrs.Wifey
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Hehe. I just wish they would invent something to suck the fat from my thighs and deposit it in my breasts.
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/6/2008 2:21:41 AM
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ladioffaith
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Of course, I must, I must, I MUST decrease my bust!
I just think it's hillarious ... you see the woman pulling on that pink tube ... and you realize she might as well just put it down, put her hands into fists and pull an imaginary bungee cord ...
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/7/2008 1:53:16 PM
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Ps103
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Yolanda--
Old-time PE teachers used to have us line up and put our palms together and press while chanting "We must, we must, we must increase the bust..." ANd there were other excercise that got the chant, too, but I have forgotten them.
We had stupid gym uniforms too--it was funny to see.
Of course, it did nothing to increase the bust, it just made bigger muscles on our upper back, but since that affected the band-size of our brassieres (and we all wore them back then), it gave at least the illusion of effectiveness.
For me, I do not want to increase it, but I would like something that would keep them from looking like a couple of old socks with wet sand in the toes 
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/7/2008 1:55:59 PM
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Yolanda--
Old-time PE teachers used to have us line up And put our palms together And press while chanting "We must, we must, we must increase the bust..." And there were other exercise that got the chant, too, but I have forgotten them.
We had stupid gym uniforms too--it was funny to see.
Of course, it did nothing to increase the bust, it just made bigger muscles on our upper back, but since that affected the band-size of our brassieres (And we all wore them back then), it gave at least the illusion of effectiveness.
For me, I do not want to increase it, but I would like something that would keep them from looking like a couple of old socks with wet sand in the toes
Gravity is not our friend
I got lucky in that area...... I didn't do the exercises either. When you're only an A/B cup, there isn't anything for gravity to attack. 
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/7/2008 1:57:50 PM
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Miss Giggles
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I didn't know they really did that. i saw it in a movie and think it was in the judy blume book.
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/7/2008 2:08:45 PM
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Kath
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Old-time PE teachers used to have us line up and put our palms together and press while chanting "We must, we must, we must increase the bust..." ANd there were other excercise that got the chant, too, but I have forgotten them.
We would do one where we'd have our hands in a fist, arms one over the other, tighten our arm muscles and pull back slightly, then release the tension in the arms and pull back till our arms were aligned with our side.
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/7/2008 3:43:06 PM
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pumpkin
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David and I saw that just a couple days ago.
I have never had a need or desire to *increase* that particular area, and so have no personal experience with it... but, really... it would only work the muscles, not the other tissues in there.
He has said that one of his female coworkers has said that she has tried everything, and it's a joke that they still try to market such things to women. (he did not bring it up, she did)
I had to laugh at the commercial... as it was quite comical to watch how things supposedly moved left and right and such. =)
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/8/2008 10:24:09 AM
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csl7037
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Actually incline bench press will "lift" the area if anyone's interested. But the gimmicky things are just silly. And just working the chest area (ie regular bench press, push ups, or the funny pressing the hands together kind of stuff), will just build muscle and too much of that will minimize the appearance of the breasts, not increase it.
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RE: I must, I must ... - 7/9/2008 4:52:47 PM
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BrowneyedAL
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I haven't seen the commercial but I can get a mental image...lol. I'm with ladioffaith...I'd rather DECREASE my bust rather than increase...but the little 'chant' did give me a good flashback laugh to Judy Blume and 5th grade.
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