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Drive Through ATM Procedures - 7/20/2008 12:25:22 AM   
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MALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

* 2 Put down your car window.

* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

* 6 Put window up.

* 7 Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to cash machine.

* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.

* 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.

* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

* 5 Turn the radio down.

* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

* 9 Insert card.

* 10 Re-insert card the right side up

* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

* 12 Enter PIN.

* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

* 14 Enter amount of cash required.

* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.

* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.

* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.

* 19 Re-check make-up again.

* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.

* 21 Reverse back to cash machine.

* 22 Retrieve card.

* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

* 24 Ignore the honking from the irate male drivers queuing behind.

* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.

* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

* 27 Release Parking Brake.

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RE: Drive Through ATM Procedures - 7/21/2008 10:21:09 AM   
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* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.


Worse than that, I knew someone who had her PIN number written on the outside of the paper sheath for the ATM card.

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* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

* 27 Release Parking Brake.


ROFLOL

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RE: Drive Through ATM Procedures - 7/21/2008 11:56:01 PM   
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Well it's all in good fun and joking, but 26 & 27 happens all of the time... and not just to women. While taking shop class in school, I replaced a lot of rear shoes when the front break pads weren't even a 1/4 worn. I called those kinds of drivers "Heavy Metal Drummers", because they'd come back at their next oil change needing shoes AND drums.

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RE: Drive Through ATM Procedures - 7/22/2008 9:19:05 AM   
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Toll booths are just as bad. How hard is it to get within arm's reach of the attendant?

-Dan.

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