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Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 9:22:10 AM
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clout
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Through the years, corny jokes were always a minstay of SGM performers. Here's one to start.
When Li'l Troy Lumpkin was with the LeFevres, Li'l Troy would go off stage and return with a brief case... Uris would say "what you got there Troy"? ...Li'l Troy would reply, "a case" ... Urias, "What you going to do with that case"?.... Li'l Troy, "I'm going to take it to court". then lol
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 9:45:59 AM
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Mike Presnell used to talk about how many brothers and sisters he had. And so many sisters slept in this bed and so many brothers slept in that bed. He said he knew what a water bed was before they got popular.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 9:57:54 AM
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Mike Presnell used to talk about how many brothers and sisters he had. And so many sisters slept in this bed and so many brothers slept in that bed. He said he knew what a water bed was before they got popular.
 Too much information.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 11:04:13 AM
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One of my favorites was right after the Kingsmen changed to the Carolina Boys, Ray Reece would say that his idea for the name was Ray Dean Reece and Reece's Pieces, but the guys wouldnt go for it.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 11:56:31 AM
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David Reece used to say they were so poor the rats would come out and cry
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 1:45:22 PM
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One of the first male quartets I remember hearing was the Stamps-Baxter Herchel Foshee Melody Boys QT. This was in 1946 in Southern Ill.
I remember Herchel stating that Joe Roper only arranged and wrote shape note songs. In fact the reason he was so good at it, was that he looked like a shaped note.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 2:31:37 PM
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One of the first male quartets I remember hearing was the Stamps-Baxter Herchel Foshee Melody Boys QT. This was in 1946 in Southern Ill.
I remember Herchel stating that Joe Roper only arranged and wrote shape note songs. In fact the reason he was so good at it, was that he looked like a shaped note.
You done went and changed your screen name. I wondered who was so old that they could remember 1946. I checked and now I know.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 2:39:57 PM
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You done went and changed your screen name. I wondered who was so old that they could remember 1946. I checked and now I know.
Its great to hear from you, Our family "The Brewer's" were from Augusta, GA. , throughout the 1970's we had the privilege to sing with your family many times.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 2:42:10 PM
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Now you know Robert. Chiefie is an affectionate name only my sister calls me. She was offended I would allow strangers to refer to me as "Chiefie". Some other dude has Chief tied up. Scoundrel!!
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 2:44:36 PM
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You done went and changed your screen name. I wondered who was so old that they could remember 1946. I checked and now I know.
Its great to hear from you, Our family "The Brewer's" were from Augusta, GA. , throughout the 1970's we had the privilege to sing with your family many times.
Remember them well. You still truckin for Jesus?
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 3:32:56 PM
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Now you know Robert. Chiefie is an affectionate name only my sister calls me. She was offended I would allow strangers to refer to me as "Chiefie". Some other dude has Chief tied up. Scoundrel!!
Let's go on the war path and scalp 'em. 
It may not be worth it. He may be bald
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 3:56:54 PM
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Now he is Big Chief. You could be The Real Chief. But I understand Big Chief is one of the good guys.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/14/2008 5:03:10 PM
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Regarding the thread title, are there any corny jokes Gospel Singers WON'T tell?
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/15/2008 2:13:26 PM
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Regarding the thread title, are there any corny jokes Gospel Singers WON'T tell?
Very few, but there must be an enormous amount out there
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/20/2008 7:13:02 AM
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Brian Free tells one about Derrick's cat getting it's tail cut off, so he takes it to Wal-Mart-The biggest re-tailer in the US!
And there's the one Tim Parton tells about getting fired from the orange juice factory because he couldn't concentrate!
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/20/2008 12:05:24 PM
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I love the ones Gerald Wolfe tells about Rodney and Jason...my favorite Rodney joke is the one about what he gets his wife for their anniversary and he calls up the PET (sometimes he says Mayfield:)) milk company to see if they can bring enough milk for his wife to take a milk bath in...the lady at the milk company asks if he wants it "Pasturized" to which Rodney "replies" "Nah, just get it up past her knees" :)....then i also love the one Gerald tells about when Jason was building a new house and was living with Gerald...when Gerald says that he was out at the house "just a hammer'n, and a saw'n, and a hammer'n" it totally cracks me up every time!!
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/20/2008 2:30:47 PM
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Well, this wasn't a joke but more a slip of the tongue. I sang with a regional group from NC and we were a mixed trio, two ladies and myself. Well, we had been through 3 soprano singers in a short period of time, all of whom were newlyweds and were now expecting babies. We were at a church that we went to on an annual basis and during the group introductions, our manager and alto singer was intoducing the new soprano and was "trying" to explain why we had had such turnover at the soprano position. The manager said, "We would like to welcome our new soprano singer, I don't know what it is, but all the sopranos keep getting pregnant on out bus", you can imagine the look on my face, not to mention the look of the new girl.
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RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. - 6/20/2008 2:35:01 PM
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Another story comes to mind when were were in the middle of our stand and had just finished a very fast song and was about to slow things down, we introduced the next song and there was silence (we had a live band). We turned around to the bad to see what the deal was and saw the bass player was wispering something to the piano player and without thought the piano player told us what the problem was, "he (the bass player) just broke his G-string...(the one on his guitar of course...LOL)
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